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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/31/09

    In reply to Overtime Is Always Hardest On The Play-By-Play Man
    In lacrosse it's hard to tell if the announcer is using first or last names.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/31/09

    @ClueHeywood: Seriously. Listen to it again and imagine he's calling everyone by their first names. It's WASP-tastic.


    /former lax player

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/31/09

    In reply to Overtime Is Always Hardest On The Play-By-Play Man
    I don't know Hoo would stay up that late just for a lacrosse game.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/31/09

    In reply to Overtime Is Always Hardest On The Play-By-Play Man
    A well-placed "Boom goes the dynamite" would have put this call over the top.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/31/09

    In reply to Overtime Is Always Hardest On The Play-By-Play Man
    This is the greatest conflict since the Angles beat the Saxons.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/31/09

    In reply to Overtime Is Always Hardest On The Play-By-Play Man
    "He's in a different realm!"


    I know some of you might disagree, but I have always found World of Greyhawk to be a far superior campaign setting than Forgotten Realms, even with a lacrosse goalie inhabiting the Realms.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/31/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    It depends if the lacrosse goalie is LEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJENNNNNNNN...!

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/31/09

    In reply to Overtime Is Always Hardest On The Play-By-Play Man
    How sweet. You can hear his testicles drop right at the 1:01 mark.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Maybe they just don't want the kids to be aburden to their parents or the poor people of Maryland, and they want to make them beneficial to the public.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    This all makes more sense when you realize that their coach is Fat Bastard.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    A far superior motto than what the Duke men's basketball team came up with:


    "We Eat Dicks"


    You know, because they basketball very homosexually.

     Reply
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Come on now, those girls don't look that impregnable.


    /Rick, Tyson said he's eat children belonging to Lennox Lewis. Praise be to Allah.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    The Lesbo ate my baby!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Oh Shit! The women's tourney is underway and Deadspin forgot to preview every first round game! I'm sure the Sweet Sixteen will be live blogged....
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Hilariously, I saw the same slogan on a sign at a Beijing Howard Johnsons. I guess "Kids Eat Free" just doesn't translate very well.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    Team assistant Laura Kids declined comment.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/24/09

    In reply to The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
    We Eat Kids!


    You know, for kids.

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