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    John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
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    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    Who knew Mormon underwear was crotchless. #dong
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    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    more like John Cougar Mormon Cock #dong
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    Image of Durr T. Sanchez Durr T. Sanchez
    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    Finally, someone that can use the "water's cold - and deep" joke, with impunity..... #dong
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    11/06/09

    @Durr T. Sanchez: unless they are using a waterless/flushless toilet. Damn those things. #dong
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    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    I thought all cougars were chicks. #dong
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    11/06/09


    @Phintastic:
    / jalopnik'd #dong
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    11/06/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer:

    What were ad execs thinking in 1968? #dong
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    This is the exact same way the Pillsbury Doughboy makes his cookie dough. #dong
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    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    I only hope he keeps that anteater clean. Nuthin' worse than puma smeg. #dong
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    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    Even Santonio Holmes is impressed. #dong
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    Looks like the old dudes at my gym! You know the ones — those ancient warriors who by virtue of their creeping dementia get to sit around the locker room reading the Wall Street Journal in their very droopy birthday suits, with the notable difference here being that the dangling flesh-tone protuberance is not their tail but rather their sack. #dong
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    They promptly made a casserole out of it. #dong
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    More like Cougarstein. #dong
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    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    "Dude! Act like you're blowing him and I'll take a pic!! What do you mean 'kinda gay??' It's not gay! How can we be gay if we're in a fraternity?!" #dong
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    11/06/09

    In reply to John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
    If the cougar is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then, my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! #dong
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    07/07/09

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    Well then! I guess I'll just give this "Congrats on Your New Column" toque I knitted to that girl with all the jerseys!


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