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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Since he was mocking religion in rural PA, I figured the winner would be Hillary Clinton. #mascots
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    He is literally a golden Idol

    Onlookers were puzzled when the mascot led the cheerleaders in a rendition of White Wedding. #mascots
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    Image of Lord Humungus Lord Humungus
    10/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I admit, I'm a bit puzzled by it too. I mean, cheerleaders and white wedding? Does not compute. #mascots
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    @Lord Humungus: It's supposed to be a Billy Idol joke, albeit one that failed. #mascots
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    Image of Lord Humungus Lord Humungus
    10/21/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Oh no, I got the Idol reference. It seems my joke about any cheerleader aspiring to have a white wedding was the failure. #mascots
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    If you head to the edge of the endzone, separate from everyone else, are you really praying? Or are you telling everyone in the stadium that you pray? #mascots
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    ... and that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the mascots are irreverent. #mascots
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    Steve U promoted this comment Pesti-Esti was starred Pesti-Esti was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Our JoePa, who art in diapers
    Hallowed be thy shades. #mascots
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    These are not the beaver shots I come here to see. #mascots
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/20/09

    @Barry Lutz: Beaver, gopher, whatever... #mascots
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Goldy learned that move from Nietzchy Nutria, mascot of the University of Basel.
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    Edited by Steve U at 10/20/09 10:24 AM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    He's just praying the creamery isn't sold out of Peachy Paterno when he gets back to campus. That stuff is delicious. #mascots
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Cut the mascot some slack. He was devastated he was missing Weed Against Speed guest editing Deadspin. #mascots
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/20/09

    In reply to Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
    Jerome:Please God, give me the strength to play well in this super important sporting event. Also, what do you look like?

    God: Jerome, get bent, its fucking football. I am an anthropomorphic gopher.
    Jerome: [universe implodes]
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    Edited by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac at 10/20/09 10:01 AM dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/19/09

    In reply to A Flying Squirrel Mascot Is Not Totally Nuts
    A Flying Squirrel Mascot Is Not Totally Nuts

    That sure is a-corny title. #mascots
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Oak ome on, that's terrible. #mascots
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    10/19/09

    In reply to A Flying Squirrel Mascot Is Not Totally Nuts
    I can't wait for their giant foam mascot to scare the crap out of little children.

    Also considered: Richmond Loudly Barking Dogs, Richmond Spiders in Your Bed, Richmond Your Parents are Separating #mascots
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    Image of Babcocksure Babcocksure
    10/19/09

    In reply to A Flying Squirrel Mascot Is Not Totally Nuts
    other entries included, the "cat and mouse", "brains", and "the helicopter" #mascots
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    10/19/09

    In reply to A Flying Squirrel Mascot Is Not Totally Nuts
    Why is that tree screaming in the background? #mascots
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Blast it, Biggs was starred Blast it, Biggs was unstarred
    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    10/19/09

    @Blast it, Biggs: Because he Nearly Lost You? #mascots
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    Greek McPapadopoulos promoted this comment William Sapphire and Tonic was starred William Sapphire and Tonic was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/19/09

    In reply to A Flying Squirrel Mascot Is Not Totally Nuts
    This is a mistake. What better way to honor Richmond's proud history than with a cartoonish mascot version of Jefferson Davis? #mascots
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