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The Spurs Mascots Are Stealing Your Soul


There are many reasons to cheer against the Spurs in their series against Chris Paul and the former NOOCH New Orleans Hornets. The rapidly multiplying Spurs mascots would have to be considered pretty high up on that list. Lord.

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Benny The Bull Will Put A Cap In Your Ass

When talking about illegal mascot shenanigans, no one, of course, beats the drunken exploits of the Stanford Tree. But running a close second is Benny the Bull, the only NBA mascot with a criminal record for battery on a police officer. On Tuesday he was at it again, shooting the Celtics' Kevin Garnett and James Posey from behind with a T-shirt gun. Seems a bit unwise to me. More »

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Jawz The Jaguar Vs. Eli The Eagle: This Isn't Over!


What started off as a friendly dance-off between a jaguar and an eagle — which you see so often in the wild — turned grim and frightening on Wednesday during a break in this Summit League Championship basketball game. IUPUI's mascot, Jawz the Jaguar, grapples with Oral Roberts' Eli the Eagle, and it would have been to the death, if not for these brave security guards. More »

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Beware Mascots Wearing Underwear


General rule about mascots: They should either entirely naked, or fully clothed. Emphasizing that sometimes they might take off clothes, and have a life outside of scaring small children at arenas, is just asking for trouble. More »

We could look at this picture all day. [With Leather]

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All Mascots Need Teardrop Tattoos

We have long felt that our nationwide mascot menace has proven, ultimately, not quite menacing enough for our tastes. Fortunately, some students at Colorado are fixing that. More »

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The San Diego Chicken Still Rules The, Uh, Roost

All you other mascots, you better step off. Your newfangled antics are just hatin'. You will never touch the San Diego Chicken. More »

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He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!

If it were up to me I would not be reposting this. I find 'Nightmare Ant' creepy, intimidating and more than a little demonic. But the truth is, I have very little control over this site anymore. Neither does Will. Yeah, it's 'Nightmare Ant' calling the shots now. And if 'Nightmare Ant' wants his photo reposted or a link to some weird senior bowling story, so be it. More »


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The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...

Inspired by Native American tales of creatures that will claw children's eyes out if they don't behave, please welcome the new Winter Olympic mascots, Quatchi, Miga and Sumi! The Games are a mere 2 1/2 years from now, so these charming critters need to get right to work, doing, um, whatever it is they do. Informative and educational? Not in the least! Not a single one can actually be found in nature! More »

Which college mascots should absolutely not have bar mitzvahs? [Storming The Floor]

The final votes are in, and the most ridiculous sports team nicknames are ... [Cracked]

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Wait, It's Acceptable To Wear Redface?

We don't want to sound like the PC police here, but seriously now: Is it really OK for Indians fans to be dressing up in red face? We're sure this is something they've been doing for a long time, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's OK. More »

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The Mascots Are Attacking The Cheerleaders


We're not sure what possessed Freddie Falcon to smash a birthday cake into the face of an Atlanta Falcons cheerleader ... but we don't get the impression she was particularly happy about it.

Bring back Bernie Brewer's beer barrel and beer mug! [Baseball Think Factory]

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Pittsburgh's Week Of Shame


It has been more than 24 hours since the Steelers unleashed Steely McBeam onto the world, and their fans are far from making their peace with it. More »

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The New Steelers Mascot Is FABULOUS

The Pittsburgh Steelers. The Pittsburgh Steelers. They stand for might. They stand for strength. They stand for hard-working, old-fashioned, American blue-collar values. They stand for ... Steely McBeam! More »

It's Mascot Chinatown. [Athletics Nation]