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And Now, Your Most Horrifying Stories Of Being Caught MasturbatingI'm gonna tell the Price Is Right story now, because I don't think I've ever told it in full, so here goes (deep breath): I had just transferred to a new college, and my roommate was a year ahead of me. Football player. Perfectly nice dude. We weren't buddy buddies, but we managed to co-exist ami...

Which NBA Coach Was Caught Masturbating In College?Earlier this week, I solicited entries for our upcoming GREAT MOMENTS IN BEING CAUGHT JERKING OFF. And there were many fine submissions, but one anonymous reader sent in this blind item—totally unverified but amusing nonetheless—that deserves to stand on its own. Take it away, sir… ...

An Interview With The Woman Selling Photos Of A Supposedly Masturbating Terrell OwensYesterday, TMZ published an item about a woman who had approached them offering to sell some pics of Terrell Owens. Those photos, according to TMZ, were "some VERY graphic images featuring himself ... with himself." Translation: The woman says T.O. was fapping. Here's more:...

Minnesota Man Videotapes Girls High School Basketball Games, Masturbates And Perpetuates Creepy Stereotypes

Richard Querna "likes to film the ones with talent." But what does he mean by talent? "​When [Mankato policeman Dale Stoltman] asked if Querna likes to film the ones that are good looking, the man "acknowledged that might be true." Ah....

It Looked For All The World Like Jaromir Jagr Was Batin' On The Bench

The aging winger still has needs, but he was probably just adjusting his equipment. Then adjusting some more. Still adjusting......

ESPN Producer Caught Beating It Outside A Lady's Window

Win 17 Emmys, and no one calls you "Emmy-winner" Neil Goldberg. Head ESPN's NASCAR coverage, and no one calls you "motorsports guru" Neil Goldberg. But stand on a stool to masturbate to a woman getting dressed just once......

Man Masturbates In Toy Aisle To Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

According to police, William Black grabbed the SI mag at his local Walmart, walked to the toy aisle, rubbed one out, and wiped it on a plastic light saber. [The Smoking Gun]...

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Originally published May 25, 2006...