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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/21/09

    In reply to I'm Sure He Has The Same Heidi Watney Airbrush On The Side Of His Van
    He was shirtless earlier in the game, but he was forced to cover up with the tank top after ballpark security deemed his full-back tattoo of a nude Don Orsillo to be "inappropriate."
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    09/21/09

    In reply to I'm Sure He Has The Same Heidi Watney Airbrush On The Side Of His Van
    My God, that man ate Heidi Watney!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/21/09

    In reply to I'm Sure He Has The Same Heidi Watney Airbrush On The Side Of His Van
    He's allowed to stay at the game, yet I got kicked out when I showed up wearing a necklace made from Jerry Remy's tumor?
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    09/21/09

    In reply to I'm Sure He Has The Same Heidi Watney Airbrush On The Side Of His Van
    Hey, I got that same thing on a pair of gloves.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    I'm still waiting for the second half of this video to be uncovered--the part where Mike Cooper follows Carl Monday home, insisting to reveal more about his masturbation habits and sex-criminal potential.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    Seeing this again, I'm surprised that Mike Cooper has enough sense to use an umbrella.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    With a title like Unemployed Porn Site User there is no where to go but up
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    Edited by Len Bias Cocaine Surplus at 08/25/09 5:54 PM Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was starred Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    I've got so many problems with Mike Cooper's technique. I mean, come on, find a pic you like and stay with it, brother. That rapid scrolling is just not going to work.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    I've seen this 20 times and still don't know how they got Nathan Lane to portray Mike Cooper's mom.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    Barbaro? Carl Monday? Deadspin has gone into re-runs.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    Looks like Sir Bob Geldof nailed it on the head.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    You'd figure two gentlemen with such pristine mustaches would be more cordial to one another. Alas...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
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    #4: So I'm reading in the Cleveland library and Huck Finn said "I'm not racist or anything, but.."
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    08/25/09

    @Karlifornia: I think Drew's more concerned about the fact that the white mother in the beginning of the video has a black child.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    Hundreds of years from now, this video will be referred to as the Deadspin Sea Scrolls.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/25/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/25/09

    In reply to At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
    Carl Monday is watching you deftly avoid copyright laws.
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