"It's Sickening. And I was Embarrassed": Eric Winston Responds To…

On NFL.com, Matt Cassel's afternoon was described as "an unbridled disaster." He was 9-for-15 with 92 yards and two interceptions. He also had a fumble on a third-quarter drive where the Chiefs were actually moving the ball. Then in the fourth quarter he was knocked out of the game with a head injury. After writhing… » 10/07/12 6:16pm 10/07/12 6:16pm

Will Matt Cassel Fetch $10 Million A Year?

Patriots quarterback Matt Cassel, or as we refer to the long-time understudy in my keeper league, "Goddamn Matt Cassel," couldn't have orchestrated a better time for Ton Brady to get injured, as Cassel's contract expires at the end of this season. Rumor has it that Cassel will be seeking "Aaron Rodgers money," which… » 11/16/08 7:00pm 11/16/08 7:00pm

The Promising Backups That Paved the Way for Matt Cassel's Padded Bank…

Continuing with our economic theme today » 11/15/08 3:30pm 11/15/08 3:30pm, the market outlook seems awfully bullish for New England Patriots backup turned starter Matt Cassel. After his big time coming out party on Thursday night, in which Bill Simmons drunkenly compared him to John Elway, Cassel looks to have set himself up for quite a payday this…

The Casselification Of America Has Begun

So you thought you were suffering from Tom Brady overload? At least there's only one of him. Meet the Cassels! Matt, of course, you know; he filled in for the mangled Brady on Sunday and led the Patriots to a 17-10 win over the Chiefs. He is set to assault every one of our six senses — especially hearing, as you will… » 9/09/08 10:15am 9/09/08 10:15am