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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    10/07/09

    In reply to NFL Players' Softer Sides Are Just As Dumb
    The fuck is a David Anderson?
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/07/09

    In reply to NFL Players' Softer Sides Are Just As Dumb
    So do they have you test out the donut sex tricks too?
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/07/09

    In reply to NFL Players' Softer Sides Are Just As Dumb
    What's something a woman can do on a first date to guarantee a second one?

    Put out. Then don't let my wife find out.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    It's too damn late to snow in Philadelphia. Fuckkk.


    Hello everybody!

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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    No way Dice is leaving


    And I need to get a new laptop--any recommendations? No Macs, please

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    Image of ACMEsalesrep ACMEsalesrep
    03/01/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz: You know you can run Windows on Apple hardware, right?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @ACMEsalesrep: Its not work compatible for home, though


    @The Boy Wonder: What, pray tell, is a thank?

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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    03/01/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz: Its a tank with an extra H for good measure.
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    Image of Jayhawk Marley Jayhawk Marley
    03/01/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz: Might want to try Dr. Eisenstein in Lawn Heights. Good credentials, expert with collagen. Mostly does boobs, but she's really a generalist. Usually I'd suggest Cragelachie Cosemetic & Reconstructive Associates out in Forest Hills, but it sounds like you wouldn't get along too well with Dr. McGoohan.


    Wait, what?

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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @The Boy Wonder: Like Vince WHilfork--understood
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @Jayhawk Bongpipe: How'd you know? Thanks for the recs!
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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    03/01/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz: Yea, but with him that H is for hungry.
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @The Boy Wonder: Or Huge--Bianca too
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    Anyone have any tips for shopping for clothes, specifically jeans, online?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: get your girlfriend to take you shopping
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    As presidential history is s somewhat frequent topic in DUAN, may I present the actual story of George Washington:
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    Image of FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    Shut up all of you...the Cassel/Vrabel trade is the high point of the last 3 years of Chiefs football. Leave me in peace to enjoy it for a little while...
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: More than a little while, if Pioli keeps working his magic...
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    Attack of the D-Listers
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    Who is this Brande broad? She must be a Hef ex--she is absolutely gorgeous
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    Hey folks. I discovered Weeds last night. Killed my afternoon. Me Likey Pokey.


    Anybody got a CAVS liveblog for me tonight? Realizing I'm just catching the last 1/3 of the game...

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    Image of savedbypurplejesus savedbypurplejesus
    03/01/09

    @toledostripper: Discovered Dexter or Deadwood yet?


    Deadwood especially will takes weeks of your life. I have never watched a show with better writing.

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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    03/01/09

    @savedbypurplejesus: Deadwood took up about 3 days of my life, to tell you the truth. I'm quick like that. It did kind of tear me up to discover that Mary Louise and Molly aren't sisters. For some reason I thought there was even a third Parker.


    Dexter I like for the kitschy humor, not so much the production value. I also like the Jennifer Carpenter value.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/01/09

    @toledostripper: You realize Jennifer Carpenter and Michal C, Hall recently married each other, right?


    Just sort of weird.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    Clint Black, Scott Hamilton, Herschel Walker, Annie Duke, Mom & Daughter Rivers, T-Boz...quite a crew on Celebrity Apprentice.
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    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    03/01/09

    @Kid Canada: Annie Duke's on apprentice??
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    03/01/09

    @FirstDerivative: the poker broad?
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    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    03/01/09

    @MrRedDevil: Apparently. She's also nasty good, despite being kind of a bitch.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/01/09

    Dice doesn't want to look like a fool while wearing sunglasses in a bakery.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    03/01/09

    @Artie Fufkin: I'm checking this out, just to see Dice, Huschel, and Tom Green.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/01/09

    @MrRedDevil: Yea Tom Green should be on TV more..
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @Artie Fufkin: What's frightening is that he seems to be a voice of reason here
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    03/01/09

    @Kid Canada: So when Herschel Walker gets eliminated does Donald Trump have to say "You're Fired" 15 times?

    /never gets old
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    In b4 obligatory '"King of the Hill" is a great show, I don't care what anyone says' post.


    Also, I watched the last 10 minutes of "The Simpsons" and I didn't understand anything that was happening.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/01/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: I'd sooner spoon an alligator than watch an entire episode of "King of the Hill."


    Truly awful stuff.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/01/09

    @ClintonPortishead: I don't believe that.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/01/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm:


    Hank Hill is the man.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/01/09

    @Artie Fufkin: Okay, so that was hyperbole. I have laughed once or twice at the show, but on a whole I don't find it very funny at all.


    I was extremely disappointed to learn it'd been added to the Adult Swim rotation.

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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    03/01/09

    @ClintonPortishead: I'm mixed on the show. I've laughed at it before, but I just couldn't watch it a lot. Maybe once in a good while I can turn on an episode.


    I will say that a few years ago I bore a striking resemblance to Bobby Hill. Surprised no one in school picked up on it.

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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    03/01/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: You walked around with a cap and called yourself a "dandy?"


    How'd they miss that?

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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    03/01/09

    @MrRedDevil: Haha. Now I do remember that. Pretty funny.


    Actually I have his hair and when I was a little younger, I was more fatty childish looking.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/01/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm:


    The one I really enjoy now is American Dad

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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    03/01/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Yes. Good show. Roger is fantastic. I feel as if it doesn't have Macfarlane's grubby hands on it as much as Family Guy does.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/01/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm:


    "Get to know me, Stan. I'm tremendous."


    Roger's Spring Break at the house episode was great.

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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    As an aside, I'm not terribly impressed with Boulder. Why the hell would pizza places stop delivering at 10pm?
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    03/01/09

    @44 in a Row: Becuase it's Boulder, and they cannot afford any low-life pizza delivery person leaving their "carbon footprint" on the area while delivering you a pie.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    03/01/09

    @DumpsterDining: goddamn hippies.
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    Image of Kick His Ass Seabass Kick His Ass Seabass
    03/01/09

    @MrRedDevil: At least they don't shut the bars down at 10:30...


    /Im looking at you Provo, Utah

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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    03/01/09

    @Kick His Ass Seabass: Goddamn descendants of Steve Young.
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    Image of Skating Tomato Skating Tomato
    03/01/09

    @MrRedDevil: No, no, no, STEVE YOUNG is the goddamn descendant of Brigham Young. /indifferent to 49ers, sworn enemy of Cowboys/
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    03/01/09

    @Skating Tomato: Isn't Provo full of mormons?
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    03/01/09

    @MrRedDevil: Is it wrong that I read that as Isn't Provo full of morons?
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    Image of Skating Tomato Skating Tomato
    03/01/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Works either way, nu? Mormons, Morons, Iceberg, Goldberg...
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    @Skating Tomato: !!! Havent heard that one for a while!
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/01/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
    The benefit of Herschel as project manager is that there are 6-7 points of view to come up wif the best strategy
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