Brian Urlacher Returns Interception 46 Yards For A Touchdown

Thanks to the folks at SB Nation, here is the Chicago defense once again upstaging the offense. Urlacher intercepted Hasselbeck with 2:49 left in the first quarter to give the Bears a 21-2 lead (they began the day with a blocked punt return touchdown) Chicago leads 31-5 at halftime. » 11/04/12 2:41pm 11/04/12 2:41pm

Minnesota Vikings Beat Writer Wanted Mike Munchak To Sound The Rusty…

Matt Hasselbeck had kind of a rough day against the Vikings and probably deserved to get yanked, but I think we can all agree that Vikings beat writer Tom Pelissero was probably referring to the "sad trombone" or maybe the old vaudeville gimmick of pulling a guy off the stage with a cane when he sent this wonderful… » 10/07/12 9:34pm 10/07/12 9:34pm

This Evening: Thanks To ESPN, Matt Hasselbeck's Hair Has Grown Back

Your p.m. roundup for Aug. 19, the day your oxygen tank totally took away from our enjoyment of classical music. H/T to Pony_Express for the screen grab. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 8/19/11 6:45pm 8/19/11 6:45pm

Cowboys QB Jon Kitna Doesn't Think You're "A Real Man" If You're…


So, the XXX Church, a non-profit that seeks "to help people of all ages who are being assaulted by pornography," has apparently renamed Feb. 6 "Porn Sunday." » 1/30/11 12:15pm 1/30/11 12:15pm

Matt Hasselbeck Apologizes After Antonio Cromartie Threatens To Smash…

Responding to New York Jet Antonio Cromartie's rant about how the players' union needs "to get their sh— together and just get it done," Seattle Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck took to the tubes and "joked" about Cromartie's intelligence. » 1/28/11 3:00am 1/28/11 3:00am

Matt Hasselbeck Is Sexy, You See (YEAH!)

Last year, a Seattle radio station, attempting to, we dunno, inspire somebody or something, came up with "Sweet Shaun Alexander," an ear-bleeder set to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama." (You know, because of the loggers.) » 1/11/07 11:45am 1/11/07 11:45am

The Amazing Luck Of Matt Hasselbeck

Blogger Turf Toe brings up what is almost certainly the most underreported story of this year's Super Bowl: Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has been hit by lightning. Twice. » 2/02/06 3:00pm 2/02/06 3:00pm