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matt leinart
Matt Leinart Is Taking His Offseason Work Quite Seriously (For Real This Time)
With his career free-falling since Kurt Warner nabbed his starting quarterback job and the run of bad publicity thanks to his infamous bong-and-bimbo photos, Matt Leinart has decided to add MMA to his offseason redemption training. Oh, and Jay Glazer. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by MarkKelsosMigraine: Handjobs with Mike Florio is the least popular offseason workout regimen. 4 Responses | Other threads
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super bowl xliii
Matt Leinart Is Open To Pain And Has Been Crossed By The Rain
Matt Leinart's week in Tampa will mostly be spent answering how it feels to piss away an opportunity or being pestered by entertainment reporter Maria Menounos about party-hopping. But remember — he's a changed man. More »
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Wake Up, Deadspin!
Still Not Totally Sold On This Warner Fella
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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best of 2008
The Year In...Sexual Trysts
So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Road beef, etc.
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By DAULERIOComment by Kid Canada: /Deadspinjack Andrews takes 13-vote lead over Bissinger in SHOTY voting. /Deadspinjack 7 Responses | Other threads
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2008 SHOTY
SHOTY First Round: Mark Cuban Vs. Matt Leinart
It's the day after Thanksgiving! If you have any good sense, you're lying on the floor right now, surrounded by pieces of bird skin, dealing with a nog-throbbing brain and complete with a homicide-scene outline traced with pie crust. Congratulations on getting to this point. You've earned it. Now, how about some SHOTY voting?
Voting will remain open until the end of the first round ... so let's go with the matchup the seedings say will be the closest in the first round. It's No. 8 seed Mark Cuban vs. No. 9 Matt Leinart. A look at the nominees' 2008 resumes:
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nfl
Matt Leinart Just Can't Figure This NFL Quarterback Thing Out Quite Yet
One of the most amusing parts of the whole "Costas Now" fiasco was when Cleveland Browns' wideout Braylon Edwards took the time to chime in (briefly) about his "take on blogs" and used the Matt Leinart post with Leitch's headline "Matt Leinart Is Taking His Offseason Film Work Quite Seriously" as his ammo. Edwards contention was that the assumption was unfair to Matt and that the quarterback's private backyard beer-bong parties really had no impact on how the man does his job. This could be entirely true and Leinart may very well have had every intention of securing his position as the savior of the Arizona franchise this season. But for some reason, he still can't get it done. More »
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Deadspin Hall Of Fame
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Matt Leinart
One particular joy this NFL offseason is to flip through the preseason guides and note all the references to the above Matt Leinart photo. Inevitably, it'll read something like, "Leinart had an offseason that pleased the ladies and the blogs more than it pleased the Cardinals coaching staff." I still think this is a rather epic photo; it even inspired a Jeopardy! question
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matt leinart
Joe Montana And Matt Leinart, BFF, Or Something
It has been amusing, as we flip through the NFL season preview mags we keep buying — are they always out this early? — is that every single one of them mentions Matt Leinart's fun-loving beer bonging. As we said from the get-go, the reason those pictures took off was because they fit into an existing narrative: Matt Leinart isn't taking his football seriously enough. And it was just reporters and fans who were thinking that. So now the Buzzsaw have a nice positive influence for the boy: Joe Montana. More »
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By Will LeitchComment by LosersHaveCreditCardDebt: The Cardinals haven't taken football seriously since 1947, the year of their last NFL title. I don't see how Jersey... more » | Other threads
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matt leinart! duan
Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart
This question was featured last week as part of Jeopardy!'s "College Championship" week. Does this mean that the photo of Matt Leinart beer-bonging his way to infamy has reached a certain level of news relevancy? More » -
at the drive-in, in the old man's ford
Matt Leinart's Actions Make TheDirty.Com Famous
Matt Leinart's stupefying beer-bong partying and champagne-bottle fellatio did nothing to help his career as an NFL quarterback nor his promotional viability, but it did wonders for the Dirty.com. The site, once lost in the overly-crowded co-ed tit-flashing corner of the blog market, reached critical mass last week thanks to the Leinart photos. The LA Times skewered The Dirty's proprietors last week and, today, ABC News gives its spin on things. And even though Leinart boosted the site's daily numbers to almost 300,000 visits, Ari Golden, CEO and head dirt mongrel of The Dirty.com insists to ABC his site will continue to focus on "real" people, as opposed to NFL quarterbacks. More »
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you suck, leinart
Matt Leinart Is Just Asking For It Now
And once again our hero returns with an even more breathtaking lack of self-awareness. TheDirty.com comes through with another photograph that is sure to disappoint Cardinals' coach Ken Whisenhunt again. This time, possibly, forever. More »
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bong-slurping falls from grace (yes, this is duan)
Matt Leinart Should Just Grow Up Already
... So says annoyed Arizona Republic columnist Dan Bickley, who suggests that the Cardinals' quarterback of the present (and, "the future", allegedly) is just dancing a little bit too closely with Mr. Poonstone for his own taste. Bickley trots out every worst-case scenario Leinart should have considered (They could've driven home drunk and killed a family! They could've cried rape!) before he and his lurking 34-year-old wingman Nick Lachey house-partied with a gaggle of underage ponies. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by cardboardbelt: The only thing I disaprove of is the backwards hat. Otherwise, play on son. For all of us who can't. more » | Other threads
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matt leinart
Matt Leinart Is Taking His Offseason Film Work Quite Seriously
Before we get into all the NCAA Tournament and Opening Day business, we thought we'd start your morning off with Matt Leinart doing his Matt Leinart thing. The Dirty has details of this whole evening, which included Nick Lachey, under-21 ladies and, of course, hot tubs. More »
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By LeitchComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @Magnakai Haaskivi: Actually, I would like to see the carnage that would result from a weekend involving Sex Cannon, Roethlisberger,... more » | Other threads
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beggars can't be choosers
Matt Leinart Is Taking No Chances
You know, after dating Paris Hilton, you can't really blame Matt Leinart for wanting to be as safe as possible, as often as possible. Plus, you know, that chick's hot. More »
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By LeitchComment by Maybe Next Season: @twoeightnine : Actually those gloves belong to David Carr. more » | Other threads
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dennis dixon
Dennis Dixon Takes Tougher Classes Than Matt Leinart
You might remember a couple of years ago, when everyone had their proverbial panties in a proverbial bunch about Matt Leinart taking only one class his senior year, ballroom dancing. This ultimately didn't turn out well for Leinart; all that extra time just gave him more impregnation opportunities. We hope Oregon's Dennis Dixon has more luck. More » -
arizona cardinals
In case you were wondering, we are not inherently broken up about Kurt Warner being the new Buzzsaw starting quarterback. In fact, we're downright excited. Someday, Matt, honest. [Arizona Republic] -
cultural oddsmaker
What Are Matt Leinart's Other Drinks Of Choice?
AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think. More »
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matt leinart
It's Quite The Big Event When Matt Leinart Shows Up
Some fans of The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals have had some concern that quarterback (for now) Kurt Warner has been spending too much time partaking in matters of social interaction, and not enough time studying film. And now we're starting to worry he's showing up at events just to get out of the house. More »
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By LeitchComment by Luckless Pedestrian: Matt thought Phooson was the new slang for Vagina. Maybe now it will be. Make it happen, Deadspin Nation. more » | Other threads
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matt leinart
Leinart Has A Hard Time Handling His "Booze"
We were curious how Matt Leinart would handle his late-night Sauvignon Blanc confession to Michael Silver that he doesn't like being switched in and out of his starting job in Arizona. He took a different tack than we might have. More » -
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Please, Please Be Quiet, Matt
We're far enough away from Arizona not to necessarily have our finger on the pulse of as many issues involving the Buzzsaw that we'd like, but we were heartened to see Matt Leinart totally comfortable with the job-sharing arrangement with Kurt Warner. He seemed happy, anyway, until Yahoo's Michael Silver got him drunk, apparently. More »
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By LeitchComment by Colorado Handball Runner-up: Can we limit the Bull Durhman quotes please? more » | Other threads
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babymakers
The NFL Should Combat All Those Who Hurt Its Image
In an age of unprecedented NFL scandals, and player being suspended every which way for conduct detrimental to the league, "satire" blog Pray For Mojo brings up something that's ridiculous, yet just based in truth enough to seem a little scary: Suspensions for Tom Brady and Matt Leinart for having children out of wedlock. More »
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By LeitchComment by twoeightnine: i don't want to live in a world where people don't want to watch video of bridget moynahan getting down. Sure,... more » | Other threads
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dog lovers
Matt Leinart Will Not Kill Your Dog
We saw this on a newsstand a couple of weeks ago, but we didn't think to get an image capture of it. Thankfully, someone did, and it's proof that Matt Leinart has hit the big time: He's on the cover of Animal Fair magazine. High quality photos too! More »
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By LeitchComment by HmptnStvns (Formerly Jocksniffer): @Sheepblog: I wrote for her for three freakin' years. Interviewed stars about pets. Seriously. more » | Other threads
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buzzsaw
Matt Leinart Schmoozes Like A Champion
When you're a fan of an NFL team, all you can hope is that your team's leader is setting his sights on the ultimate prize: The Super Bowl. If he's not trying to win the whole thing, what's the point? A championship is all that matters. And clearly, Buzzsaw quarterback / Patch Adams buddy Matt Leinart has his eye on the prize. More »
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By LeitchComment by NittanyFelon: @TheStarterWife: "Leather and Lace and Plastic Party" Hmmm... Just wondering how that should affect my excitement? Should I realize the fact... more » | Other threads
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matt leinart
Leinart's Life Turning Into Slightly More Boring Episode Of "Maury"
Matt Leinart would like you to know: His baby momma be buggin'. Ahem. That is to say: He respectfully disagrees with Brynn Cameron's assessment that he's never around as a father. Actually, not all that respectfully. More »
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By LeitchComment by The Humanitarian: Dude, the UCLA Wide Receivers coach is arrested in a home burglary and y'all write about this shit? 'Oh noes,... more » | Other threads
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matt leinart knows best
Wait, So Whose Diapers Is He Changing Then?
We might remember, back in August 2006, that we were somewhat skeptical that the family of Brynn Cameron — the former USC women's basketball player who had Buzzsaw quarterback Matt Leinart's baby — were completely pleased with the whole arrangement. Within a month of this pregnancy announcement, Leinart was spotted with Paris Hilton, and that's never a good sign. More » -
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That's All We Needed Was MORE Paris Hilton Jokes
So that Peyton Manning on SNL appearance that we all liked a little more than we were expecting? Well, turns out the main reason Matt Leinart fired his agents last week is because that wasn't him on the show. More » -
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Matt Leinart Nurses Ailing Shoulder with Glute Pinching Exercises
Rumors are swirling about Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart's ailing shoulder, and whether or not said shoulder should be put under such duress as it must have been while allegedly throwing Britney Spears all over the place last weekend and playing Redbirds Grabass with many an ususpecting female last weekend at nightclubs in Arizona: More »
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By LeitchComment by TroubleonWheels: What a bunch of gossipy sports poufs. Put down the US Weekly boys and girls and get back to... more » | Other threads
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polls
Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Chris Berman Vs. Matt Leinart
At last: The first round is over, and we have our eight winners. For all the talk of potential upsets and the supposed mis-seeding of certain competitors, there was only one first round "upset": Stephen A. Smith took down Ozzie Guillen, and that was a shaky seed in the first place. More »
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By LeitchComment by SpamSpamSpam: Hotbod- I have not yet rethieved my paycheck, I believe you have my sthtapler, and I was told there'd be cake. Steven... more » | Other threads
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nfl
Jake Plummer Has No Qualms About Doing This Again
Everybody has a cross to bear. Some of us were always picked last in kickball and still harbor resentment about it. Some of us have a lifelong fear of spiders, or horses, or, say, snakes. Some of us become never-nudes. We all have to overcome something. More »
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By LeitchComment by Holly/Magnolia/Stabby: I'm with Big Picture...Plummer is nothing without his feathered-and-lethal raven mane. When I saw his roster pic at the... more » | Other threads
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sportshuman of the year
Introducing The Deadspin Sportshuman Of The Year Tournament
Since Sports Illustrated is making its unveiling of the 2006 Sportsman Of The Year award into a two-month enterprise, we figured we could do the same thing. Therefore, we are introducing the Deadspin Sportshuman Of The Year tournament, where 16 nominees will compete for the sainted title. We've put together the seeding, and you'll vote every Tuesday and Thursday to narrow the field down to one winner at the end of the year.
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nfl
Matt Leinart Produces Spawn
We'd like to formally welcome Cole Leinart, son of Buzzsaw quarterback Matt Leinart and former USC basketball player Brynn Cameron, to this rotating orb we call earth. Cole Cameron Leinart was born Tuesday night in California, and Leinart was there, which was nice, because he's not gonna be around for a while afterwards. (We're not casting aspersions on Leinart; we're sure he'll be a fine dad, now that he has a fulltime NFL career away from California, isn't married to the mother and, oh yeah, happens to be one of the most eligible bachelors on earth.) More » -
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Welcome To The NFL, Matty
Because everyone we talk to in St. Louis says it's been raining all day and is likely to rain all night, so we are less than optimistic that we'll see the NLCS Game 5 tonight. Therefore, we must receive our sporting fix tonight from Monday Night Football, or, as we like to call it, "Tony Kornheiser Thinks Of All Kinds Of Nasty Things To Say But Doesn't Say Any Of Them, And Then Hates Himself For It And Writes About It In Between Rest Stops." More »
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nfl
As Pink Taco Leaves, Leinart Arrives
As many of you know by know, the Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals, ignoring pleas from the unwashed masses, have sold the naming rights to their new stadium. And, as would be expected, it's the most idiotic name possible: The University Of Phoenix Stadium. The name is confusing — so they're in Glendale now, but they were in Tempe, but they were called Phoenix, and now they play in Phoenix Stadium ... argh! — and it's even more bewildering that the Buzzsaw actually approached the "University," rather than the other way around. And what's the acronym going to be? Will they go to the UPS the way they went to the BOB? More »
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By LeitchComment by Josh Q. Public: its great paris hilton's boyfriend gets a start, but what about Next Level Young? kerry collin's passing rating is... more » | Other threads
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nfl
Cameron Family Just Pleased As Punch With Matt Leinart Right Now
So, it's no longer just small local papers reporting that Matt Leinart's sperm have been even busier than usual lately. It has now been confirmed, by none other than People magazine, and if you can't trust them, you can't trust anyone. More »
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By LeitchComment by Moonshine Mike: no one mentioned having an abortion? it's rich white people. more » | Other threads
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nfl
Matt Leinart Has Himself Some Swimmers
This is Matt Leinart. He is a rookie quarterback for The Buzzsaw That Is Arizona Cardinals, though he is perhaps better known for his career at the University of Southern California, where he won a Heisman trophy and 1.5 national championships.
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By LeitchComment by lorne bialystok: Matt Leinart + Paris Hilton = Stadium Motor Lodge more » | Other threads
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nfl
Buzzsaw Asks Leinart To Tone It Down A Tad
You know, it's one thing to have only one playoff victory in 40 years, or to have a never hosted a playoff game in the nearly 20 years you've been in your new home. More »
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By LeitchComment by DawgPound Craig: I'm betting that whole left arm smells like rancid tuna. more » | Other threads
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nfl
Stop Snooping Into Matt Leinart's Life
Ah, Matt, Matt, Matt. What ever are we going to do with you? We know that life as a member of the Buzzsaw seems scary right now, that it feels like it's your last summer before you have to go back to boarding school .... but seriously, now.
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By LeitchComment by Big Daddy Drew: For Leinart's sake, I hope he wrote his name on his underwear. more » | Other threads
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sports ilustrated
The Ballad Of The Bored SI Staffer
We know it goes. You've worked a late night, and your editor — who told this job had all kinds of writing possibilities, that it was Sports Illustrated, before you realized the job was just writing taglines and editing Jenn Sterger's copy — is on your case to do one last photo gallery. You're bleary. You're tired. You just want to go home. More » -
nfl
Matt Leinart, Buzzsaw Savior No. 231
See that look? That's the look of a man who just realized that not only did he cost himself millions by chasing coeds for a year, he's about to become the flag carrier for The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals. We know that look. We see that look every year. More »
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By LeitchComment by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: It could be worse... he could end up banging Paris Hilton. more » | Other threads
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