Hey, Matt Schaub Threw Another Pick-Six. How's He Keep Doing It?

Poor Matt Schaub found himself back in the funny pages yesterday. With Oakland already trailing St. Louis 42-0 in the fourth quarter, Schaub entered in relief of Derek Carr and promptly fumbled on a sack for a turnover, threw yet another pick-six on the following drive, and fumbled again for good measure on the next.… » 12/01/14 8:37am 12/01/14 8:37am

Andre Johnson And Matt Schaub Yell At Each Other While Losing

It's been a horrendous season for the Texans already. Losing to the Raiders and falling to 2-8 just adds more frustration. » 11/17/13 5:09pm 11/17/13 5:09pm

The Case Keenum era begins: Keenum will start for the Texans this Sunday after Matt Schaub went down with an ankle injury. The T.J. Yates era gets skipped altogether. [Chronicle/Photo via] » 10/17/13 4:20pm 10/17/13 4:20pm

Texans Blast "No-Class" Fans For Cheering Matt Schaub's Injury

The urge is understandable. The Texans have been losing, and losing ugly, and Matt Schaub has looked awful. And then he's injured, and the id says This means someone else is going to be our quarterback! and the instinct is to cheer that. But usually, human decency or at least basic self-awareness step in. Not in… » 10/14/13 11:10am 10/14/13 11:10am

Vince Young Is Trying To Get A Job By Sending Sad Tweets Again

We've been down this road before with Vince Young. Last season, he sent very sad tweets to both the Tennessee Titans and Larry Fitzgerald, letting both parties know that he was still available to play quarterback in the NFL. Like, extremely available. Yesterday, Young was up to his old sad tricks. » 10/14/13 9:46am 10/14/13 9:46am

Texans Fans Cheer Schaub Injury, Backup Immediately Throws Pick-Six

Matt Schaub is having another rough day. He hasn't thrown for a touchdown, and then in the third quarter, he went down with a leg injury. Texans fans cheered backup TJ Yates. Then, naturally, Yates threw another damn Texans pix-six. » 10/13/13 3:22pm 10/13/13 3:22pm

Report: Angry Texans Fans Go To Matt Schaub's House To Harass Him…

You're not a nutcase, so I probably don't need to tell you, but: Don't fucking do what these Texans fans reportedly did. » 10/09/13 8:28am 10/09/13 8:28am

The Texans' Worst Defender Is Matt Schaub

The Houston Texans' defense has been very good this year. The unit ranks tops in the league in passing yards allowed per game, total yards allowed per game, and is ranked as the fifth-best defense in the league by Football Outsiders' DVOA statistic. These marks are made all the more impressive by the fact that Houston… » 10/07/13 12:29pm 10/07/13 12:29pm

Texans Fans Support Matt Schaub With All Kinds Of Weird Headwear

This is a three-minute clip that aired during a news broadcast in Houston. Some people in Houston may hate Matt Schaub and may want him traded to Football Purgatory for a wide receiver and third round pick, but these are not those people. » 10/05/13 9:10am 10/05/13 9:10am

Texans Fans Engage In Very Sad Matt Schaub Jersey-Burning Ritual

These Texans fans are not too happy with Matt Schaub after he crapped yesterday's game away with a back-breaking pick-six. They are also not very good at being financially responsible or lighting things on fire. » 9/30/13 12:03pm 9/30/13 12:03pm

Seahawks-Texans Brought Us The Day's Craziest Ending

The Texans were on their way to a blowout victory, until they weren't. The vaunted Seahawks defense was playing terrible, until it wasn't. Matt Schaub was a surgeon, until he was a goat. That game was weird. » 9/29/13 4:49pm 9/29/13 4:49pm

Matt Schaub Says The NFL Will Never Evolve Beyond The Pocket Passer

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Schaub thinks Wilson, Kaepernick, and RG3 are just aberrations. » 3/04/13 5:15pm 3/04/13 5:15pm

Who Wants To Sex J.J. Watt? Bengals-Texans, In Three Gifs

So, 23 years now, and a guaranteed extra 365 days (at least) on that 8,400 day playoff winless streak for the Bengals. Yikes! They sure do suck. Matt Schaub played just OK but still completed 29/38 passes, Arian Foster ran for 140 yards, and J.J. Watt continued to be a sort of revolutionarily good defensive end. Watt… » 1/05/13 8:00pm 1/05/13 8:00pm

Matt Schaub Lost Part Of His Ear During Yesterday's Game

The list of athletes to lose parts of an ear during competition consists of Evander Holyfield and pretty much every wrestler ever. That list now includes Texans quarterback Matt Schaub, who in taking a brutal hit from Broncos defender Joe Mays found himself sans auricle. (You can watch the play here.) Mays was… » 9/24/12 9:00am 9/24/12 9:00am

Oh No, Matt Leinart Is Back [UPDATE]

Hey, remember that thing I wrote on Friday about the Texans storming their way to top seed in the AFC? And remember that game they won 37-9 on Sunday? » 11/14/11 5:35pm 11/14/11 5:35pm

Let's All Enjoy The Poetry In Motion That Is Several Fat Men Lateraling…

The Jacksonville Jaguars, whose only real highlight play this season came in a torrential downpour, executed a lovely double-lateral after a Clint Session sack of Texans quarterback Matt Schaub in the second quarter of their matchup at Reliant Stadium. » 10/30/11 2:28pm 10/30/11 2:28pm

Matt Schaub Brought A Ping Pong Ball To A Shootout: Your Sunday NFL…

Matt Schaub threw an unpredictable touchdown during the Texans predictable loss to the Saints. This, and so much more, to be discussed below. Come on in. » 9/25/11 8:11pm 9/25/11 8:11pm

Matt Schaub And The Texans Poop The Bed Once Again

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Schaub's second half doesn't absolve an OT pick-six. » 12/14/10 3:55pm 12/14/10 3:55pm