Hey, Matt Schaub Threw Another Pick-Six. How's He Keep Doing It?

Poor Matt Schaub found himself back in the funny pages yesterday. With Oakland already trailing St. Louis 42-0 in the fourth quarter, Schaub entered in relief of Derek Carr and promptly fumbled on a sack for a turnover, threw yet another pick-six on the following drive, and fumbled again for good measure on the next.… » 12/01/14 8:37am 12/01/14 8:37am

Texans Blast "No-Class" Fans For Cheering Matt Schaub's Injury

The urge is understandable. The Texans have been losing, and losing ugly, and Matt Schaub has looked awful. And then he's injured, and the id says This means someone else is going to be our quarterback! and the instinct is to cheer that. But usually, human decency or at least basic self-awareness step in. Not in… » 10/14/13 11:10am 10/14/13 11:10am

The Texans' Worst Defender Is Matt Schaub

The Houston Texans' defense has been very good this year. The unit ranks tops in the league in passing yards allowed per game, total yards allowed per game, and is ranked as the fifth-best defense in the league by Football Outsiders' DVOA statistic. These marks are made all the more impressive by the fact that Houston… » 10/07/13 12:29pm 10/07/13 12:29pm

Who Wants To Sex J.J. Watt? Bengals-Texans, In Three Gifs

So, 23 years now, and a guaranteed extra 365 days (at least) on that 8,400 day playoff winless streak for the Bengals. Yikes! They sure do suck. Matt Schaub played just OK but still completed 29/38 passes, Arian Foster ran for 140 yards, and J.J. Watt continued to be a sort of revolutionarily good defensive end. Watt… » 1/05/13 8:00pm 1/05/13 8:00pm

Matt Schaub Lost Part Of His Ear During Yesterday's Game

The list of athletes to lose parts of an ear during competition consists of Evander Holyfield and pretty much every wrestler ever. That list now includes Texans quarterback Matt Schaub, who in taking a brutal hit from Broncos defender Joe Mays found himself sans auricle. (You can watch the play here.) Mays was… » 9/24/12 9:00am 9/24/12 9:00am