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    Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry

    You Can't Prosecute Him! He's Matt F-ing Bush!

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    Image of shtickless shtickless
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Do animal hospitals count as part of hospitals on the acceptable list, provided it's over a dog and not a cat?
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    07/17/09

    @shtickless: Richard Gere cried when his gerbil died, but that was mostly due to the ensuing surgery.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Eh, I once cried during Delta Force. It's sad when all those men are taken off the plane by terrorists!

    Unacceptable: Paper cuts. Even though they hurt like hell.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Legitimate question: significant nut shot - acceptable or unacceptable to cry?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    -After losing one of the men in your battalion

    Oh no, Sergeant Wilson, here comes the solar death ray!

    Oh no, you're melting into a pile of green plastic that's stuck to that fancy teak deck chair Mommy just bought!

    Oh no, here comes Mommy, she looks furious and she has that leather belt in her hand!

    Activate the waterworks!
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Acceptable: realizing you just hooked up with a she-male.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Movie scenes for which it is acceptable to cry:

    The final scene of Rescue Dawn
    The last ten minutes of The Wrestler
    The scene in Life Aquatic when Ned dies
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    07/17/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: That scene where you recognize your daughter and realize that yes, that whole thing is going into her there, and yes, she's done that before.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Acceptable: When Miss Elizabeth came out of the stands to hug Macho Man Randy Savage after Savage lost a retirement match to the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 7.
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    Image of MattMillenFanClub MattMillenFanClub
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Is it okay to cry during the amazing race finale? just cuz, y'know, a friend wants to know
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/17/09

    @MattMillenFanClub: My wife tells me it is okay to cry when someone wins big on Deal or No Deal so I think you are okay there.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    07/17/09

    @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Are you surprised by my tears?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    In a lawyer's office

    Well, this works out swimmingly for me. And half of the commenters here.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Only a few times have I made it thru Forrest Gump without crying.


    Weddings:
    -One exception- Your daughter getting married. My daughter is 8 so I have a while before it happens (we don't live Utah) but I will either cry or not attend.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    During particularly intense intercourse.

    Does it matter if it's consensual or not?
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    Image of BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Acceptable/Unavoidable:Life is Beautiful...when the little kid runs to the mother....h..o..l..y...shit. Never been less embarrassed to cry like a little kid.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/17/09

    @Orr's crabapples: That was one of the most over-rated, exploitative movies I've ever seen.

    Veto.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    -If you're a Jets fan, then whenever their draft pick is announced.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    07/17/09

    @the earl of weaver: -If you're a Jets fan, then whenever

    /fixed
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    07/17/09

    In reply to Matt Bush Teaches Us A Valuable Lesson About When Not To Cry
    Acceptable: Final scene. Field of Dreams. There, I said it.
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