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New York, 10:24 AM
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    Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    still better than, yup you guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    Awesome. I will now spend of the rest of the day pretending I'm in a soap opera. I'll probably get laid.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    He wrote Crocodile Dundee in LA, he's had a 10-second cameo on a soap opera...livin' the dream.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    TJ/


    What does it say about me that I've been pumped for Clay's Florida/Bama preview since Thanksgiving? I literally can't wait.


    /END TJ

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    I saw the next episode where it was relieved that the jewel appraiser was actually Alcazar's brother after undergoing extensive reconstructive facial surgery.
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    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/05/08

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: revealed. Although, considering the medium, relieved could work too.
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    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    Did the director just tell Berry to talk to the diamond as if he were Chris Berman picking up a woman at a bar? Thank God he stopped short of saying 'You're With Me, Luster.'
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    More like Daytime Lesbian, am I right?
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    Image of Astronaut Mike Dexter Astronaut Mike Dexter
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    Was that Matthew Berry, or that movie where John Malkovich plays a jewel thief?
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/05/08

    @DumpDolan: I lol'ed, +1.
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    Artie Fufkin was starred Artie Fufkin was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    "Talk to me...you're a dirty little girl."


    Wasn't that your opening line on your date with Linda Cohn?

     Reply
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    Matthew Berry was on the "Sit 'Em" list for the next episode...
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    Like he's never said that in a trench coat in real life?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    Lick the walls. The Matthewberries taste like Matthewberries.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/05/08

    In reply to Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
    Now there's a smart trenchcoat. When you have $645, you are literally a king at Burlington Coat Factory.
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    Doyle McPoyle was starred Doyle McPoyle was unstarred
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