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Wake Up, Matt Jones

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Hatey McLife
03/10/09

In reply to Wake Up, Matt Jones
I assume he was drinking ginger beer.
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Stev D
03/10/09

In reply to Wake Up, Matt Jones
What ever happened to the judge not, lest ye be judged defense? That seems airtight.
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Weed Against Speed
03/10/09

In reply to Wake Up, Matt Jones
Good call on the jail time, Matt. Remember the old saying:

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Dusting for Vomit
03/10/09

In reply to Wake Up, Matt Jones
Was It that beer with candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
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Hit Bull Win Steak
03/10/09

the sensible drug court judge suggested he think about what six weeks away would do to his football career.

as opposed to what gang anal rape will do to his football career?
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UkraineNotWeak
03/10/09

In reply to Wake Up, Matt Jones
How fitting that today is Steve Howe's birthday.
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Flayed Bozack
03/10/09

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The judge in question.
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Doyle McPoyle
03/10/09

@Stoned Lightning: I mean, a lot of cocaine.
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Doyle McPoyle
03/10/09

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They can test for beer?!
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the earl of weaver
03/10/09

@Doyle McPoyle: I know! My parole officer didn't tell me that either.
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tater
03/10/09

In reply to Wake Up, Matt Jones
Well what type of beer are we talking...cause if it was Natty Light he deserves to go to prison.
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Mr. Pennsylvania
03/10/09

@tater: Natty Ice was my freshman year beer of choice. To me, the case looked like a racecar, which was pretty fantastic
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tater
03/10/09

@Mr. Pennsylvania: Well sure freshman year I had my choice of Natty, Keystone, or Busch. But once I ran into a little more cash I upgraded my tastes in beer.

It just wouldn't shock me that Natty Ice is the reason why Matty Jones is in the clink.
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