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    Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    Also, baseballs are not cube-shaped. Nice try, Mr. McCarthy.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    Joe Morgan can't believe someone would do this.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    It is supposedly a rollicking tale of racist, misogynist, mentally unbalanced steroid freaks


    Replace "steroid" with "weed and booze" and he could be a commenter here.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    And Alyssa Milano claims to have not slept with the entire 2007 NL East. You take these books with a grain of salt.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    a Yale grad who spent one summer toiling...


    Unless that sentence ends with either "at a shake shack on the Vineyard" or "as a drunken summer associate at some AmLaw 20 firm" I'm calling bullshit.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/03/09

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    But the stories regarding the '86 Mets, all true.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    But seriously, fuck handicapped kids. Always making faces at me.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    Other notably fabricated baseball memoirs:


    I Did An Ok Job by Bud Selig


    The Numerous Items To Which I Have Affixed My Signature by Vince Coleman


    Turn The Radio Off These Centipedes Are Horrible Conversationalists by Dock Ellis

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/03/09

    In reply to Crazy Baseball Memoir Probably Didn't Happen
    "a rollicking tale of racist, misogynist, mentally unbalanced steroid freaks driving around in a bus and wreaking havoc wherever they go"


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    03/03/09

    @Matt Sussman: +1 for gratuitous Amy Smart nudity.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/03/09

    @Matt Sussman: I thought quoting Old School at parties was the greatest college tradition of all.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/03/09

    @Matt Sussman:


    Sounds like a Deadspin PP.

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