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    Image of econdave econdave
    10/14/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Journal-Gazette Times-Courier? Four names for one newspaper?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Don't worry, 10 years from now when they are on their lunch break at the Lender's bagel factory, they will tell the story of the time when a fight broke out after the flag football game and they will all laugh about it together.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/13/09

    @J-No: I don't wanna wait
    For our lives, to be o-ver...
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Nice.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @J-No: You make that sound so bleak, but I bet they get free bagels once they go stale.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: And they get to enjoy the bagel festival. So they have that going for them.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    I hear Chris Hansen was all set for a To Catch a Predator: Mattoon but upon visiting the town said "Forget it. These girls are fucked already."
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    OMG. I dated this one girl in high school who was on the flag football team. I have never met a more self-absorbed, sex-obsessed person in my life. ALL she would do is talk about how she wanted to have sex with me, or she'd make me let her... do other things to my body. Ugh... I don't even want to think about remembering it. At school she'd always strut around like she owned the place, and the worst part was, our school girl's flag football team WASNT EVEN GOOD THAT YEAR. We sucked awfully but she thought she was so great just because she "finally made Captain," which I had to hear about ALL THE TIME. Fuck these girls, they are all immature brats who will ruin your life.

    /Reverse Jezebel'd
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: You're giving me CPSL flashbacks. But +1 nonetheless.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Indeed. +1.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Those lady flag-football players treat us like we're nothing but pieces of meat. They are SUCH misandrists... LE SIGH.
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Judging by the picture, it's easy to why Emeritus fled the place.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @This is my Star: He'd never make the team?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @This is my Star: They do look rather bullyish. No decency to them at all, that lot.
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    10/13/09

    @Steve U:

    I think that team right there was in the "others receiving votes" section in the last AP Poll.
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    Image of Stymie99 Stymie99
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Huh, front left corner....Is that a rare Screech sighting?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @Stymie99: Did he lose weight? I think he lost weight.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    03/05/09

    In reply to Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
    My guess is the winner will be the girl who takes a routine cross knee release and exaggerates a diving finish to the delight of the crowd.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/05/09

    In reply to Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
    Jim Edmunds will be diving after chicks that he doesn't have to.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/05/09

    In reply to Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
    Hmm, Jim Edmonds and strippers. Something tells me Will is more conflicted than A-Rod taking a polygraph while being jerked off by the reigning Ms. Olympia.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/05/09

    In reply to Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
    This is completely unfounded, and I'm not sure why I think this, but I've always felt Jim Edmonds was a total racist.
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    Image of FatNakedMoleRat FatNakedMoleRat
    03/05/09

    In reply to Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
    Everybody knows that the real stripper action is in East St. Louis, silly Edmonds.
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    Image of LouVuittonDon LouVuittonDon
    03/05/09

    @FatNakedMoleRat: Fact. Larry Flynt's EastSide Hustler Club is the tops.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/05/09

    @LouVuittonDon: Sauget, Ill.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    03/05/09

    In reply to Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
    20 dizzy, bubble-chested girls. One long pole.


    Too fucking easy.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/05/09

    In reply to Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
    This is sort of, well, exactly what I would do if I was Jim Edmonds for a day.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/05/09

    @Stev D: What if you were Ed Jimmonds? Bible study?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/05/09

    @Stev D: I'd have to go with "emptying all his (my) bank accounts".
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