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    Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian

    Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    John Wayne Gacy: Not a real clown, just a terrible crawlspace organizer
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    He looks exactly like a guy I work with. Now I want to punch two people in the face.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    "Can you guys go back to that video there? I thought I recognized somebody on that shot. Is that a woman? What's she doing out of the kitchen?"


    Would have worked much better...

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/28/09

    @YellowPineapple: Don Cherry already beat that one to death.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    Not to stick up for Vasgersian, but the EMT's first attempt at putting the neck brace on ended up at Hawpe's feet.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    Not a racist? Then you'll be disappointed to know his birth name was actually Matt Vasgasian.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    Apologizing for a mildly racist, unfunny joke on a sports blog is like confessing to a priest for all those kids you molested.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    Hey Matt, I think there is an NFC West game that 3% of the country will watch with your name all over it!


    /insanely jealous

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    After noticing a hispanic EMT, Vasgersian suggested that Hawpe should check to see if his wallet was missing.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
    Matt Vasgersian has a free pass from me ever since he referred to a last minute timeout before a field goal try as a "clockblock."
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    Image of Captain Caveman Captain Caveman
    04/28/09

    @ClueHeywood: He got that from KSK.
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    04/28/09

    @Captain Caveman: I just knew it was too clever for the MSM. Maybe next season he'll work in a little necrobestiality.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
    When he was on local news in Santa Fe, during live coverage of a school bus hijacking/hostage taking, he pointed out that one of the kids' moms had great tits.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
    Later on, they also hung up on Jason Bay by accident, which prompted slightly less racist (but no less weird) jokes about how Matt hates Canadians.


    Not a good night for Mr. Vasgersian.

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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/28/09

    @shea_guevara: No shame in that.


    (Just kidding Canadia, I love your Tim Horton's and your loony coins!)

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
    Would he had made that joke if Harold Reynolds or Barry Larkin were in the studio? I think not.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
    Wait, that's not Donovan McNabb, that's obviously Kevin Everett.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/28/09

    @Matt Sussman: I was thinking Travis Roy in blackface.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
    No, Matt. It's Martin Lawrence.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/28/09

    In reply to Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
    You cut out the part where he asks if that's an El Camino taking that piece of white trash off the field.
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