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    Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    Here's to the advent of the "Anarcho-syndicalism" tag.
    May she be employed frequently and ruthlessly in posts to come.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to look up what the hell that means.
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    Image of MopUpReliever MopUpReliever
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    Her history is a heartwarming American story. Born in the Bronx on June 23, 1954, she was diagnosed with diabetes at the age of 8. Her father, a factory worker, died a year later. Her mother, a nurse at a methadone clinic, was left to raise her daughter and a younger son on a modest salary.


    I apparently have a different understanding of "heartwarming" than those at the New York Times.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    @MopUpReliever: One of methadone's side effects is the raising of the body's core temperature.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    I wish I could figure out what ethnicity she is so I could make the appropriate joke.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    Damn, so this means my pick of "Judge Joe Brown" in the Deadspin "Supreme Court Pick Em" League is wrong?
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    Image of Step aside, Son Step aside, Son
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    The Honorable Judge Art Vandalay is not happy with this snubbing.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/26/09

    @Step aside, Son: I was hoping for Judge Reinhold.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    The Clarett decision...was a cold-eyed and literal-minded ruling.


    Hence the following line from the President's introduction: "When it comes to my Supreme Court Nominees, here's one thing you should learn - always bet on black...letter law."

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    Alright, very impressive. The real question is, does she make a mean tuna casserole?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    The real issue here is that we cant have some guy named "Maurice" running around in the NFL. It's embarrassing.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    Sonia Sotomayor, Marvin Miller, Shira Scheindlin. The real winner here? Alliterative names.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/26/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: +1
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    being branded a fire-breathing anarcho-syndicalist by the idiot right.


    If the conservative base makes a noise nowadays, does anyone actually hear it? About as effective as Brad Lidge now.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/26/09

    @crazyjoedavola: to use another baseball-reference, she is just being served up to be knocked out by the judiciary committee.
    No way she gets the nod.
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    05/26/09

    In reply to Sonia Sotomayor: Not A Squishy, Wild-Eyed Commie, After All
    Uh, Ms. Sotomayor, what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    05/26/09

    @Blast it, Biggs: That's a bullshit question!
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/04/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Creates Controversy, Even From The Slammer
    To a large degree, prison doesn't exist to me anymore. I'm mentally removed, on certain levels. My mental sentence expired when I decided to educate myself. I spend all of the hours of my days developing my life's vision. I don't have the time to think about prison. I'm just waiting for my physical sentence to expire.


    This is the first sign of schizophrenia.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/04/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Creates Controversy, Even From The Slammer
    Ghost write the whip, baby.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/04/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Creates Controversy, Even From The Slammer
    Writing a blog post by calling it in seems like an unlikely, laborious process;


    So what was Arenas's reason? It's not like he had much else going on.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/04/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Creates Controversy, Even From The Slammer
    Wait, there are no computers in Prison? How the hell is a man supposed to get his sexual gratifica-- oh. Oh, I see.
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