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    Maurice Jones-Drew To Miss Fantasy Playoffs Because Of His Brilliant Play

    LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/20/09

    In reply to Maurice Jones-Drew To Miss Fantasy Playoffs Because Of His Brilliant Play
    Addendum to Godwin's law: The first person to mention fantasy football in a discussion of the analysis of real football loses all credibility in the discussion.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Maurice Jones-Drew To Miss Fantasy Playoffs Because Of His Brilliant Play
    Maybe someday this guy will get a clue and realize what's really important.
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    11/20/09

    @rulesboy: Getting the fuck out of Jacksonville?
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    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    Jones-Drew: "It would be tough to see my son wearing that ugly red and yellow."

    White: "Their powder blue uniforms and that ugly mustard color."


    Both: "And those shoes -- UGH!" [sticks finger down throat]

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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    Larry Johnson Wants to Lose to Your Team, Beat Your Girlfriend
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    You know, powder blue. I guess enough said.



    Enough said.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    12/03/08

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: well played
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    White's favorite pickup line is:


    Hey, hey, you, you.
    I don't like your boyfriend.
    No way, no way.
    I think you need a new one.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    ...and take your girlfriends


    Where da white bitches at?

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    Somebody's watched Conan the Barbarian one too many times.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    "and take your girlfriends"


    When did USC visit Provo?

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    12/03/08

    In reply to LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
    LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend


    I got bad news for ya, LD: I'm dating Bianca Wilfork.

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    12/04/08

    @Sports-Pun: GAME OVER
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