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    Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    I felt like a little kid


    Run, kid, RUN!

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    I don't remember seeing bloggers on OZ
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/27/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:


    Oh, what Cyril could have taught us.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    Deep, deep like the mind of Maurice, now picture this!
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    He has an editor right? No way that was written by someone who attended OSU.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    Rumor has it Clarett has asked Robert Weintraub to write a weekly post regarding prison life and focusing on inmates' sex lives. It will be called "Purple Holes."
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    I didn't realize that Clarett's cell was in the prison's basement.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    The Mind of Maurice Clarett: More entertaining than the mind of Mencia; half the plagiary.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    Am I supposed to find true happiness in the things I can't buy?


    See, I'm leasing an 18 year old white boy in here for pennies per day, and, after I kicked his front teeth out, I find happiness all the time.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    Next entry:


    Tossed Tino's salad today. Man, I wish he wouldn't have red beans for lunch.

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    02/27/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:


    We been distilling potatos in our toilet. It ain't the Goose, but I'm still gettin my goose on...you know?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/27/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Other inmates refer to Clarett as the Gooseman of Alcatraz, which would make a lot more sense if they were in Alcatraz. Stupid incarcerated people.
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    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    It's far superior to Rick Reilly's "Go Fish" posts, I'll give him that.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    It felt so good to feel the fresh air. I felt like a little kid inside. It felt like the energy of the earth would have allowed me to run all day long. I now wonder to myself, "is this what life is all about?"


    That's right, Maurice: get busy living, or get busy dying.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/27/09

    In reply to Maurice Clarett Seeks Salvation, Bandwidth
    "P.S. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE WATCHMEN!!!"
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