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    Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
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    Image of Evgeni Merkin Evgeni Merkin
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    Because I work at a 19th century carousel factory, it is indeed safe for work.
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    02/20/09

    @Evgeni Merkin: My favorite was always that one stationary animal near the center.
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    Image of Captain Caveman Captain Caveman
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    This was one of my favorite sports stories from last November.

    [withleather.uproxx.com]

    [www.sportsbybrooks.com]

    [www.nypost.com]
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    The question is, will she love you furlong time?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    That reminds me... I haven't listened to my Spinners albums in a while.
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    Image of bigredgambler bigredgambler
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    Being from Rio she could only be a supermodel, jockey or a jizz receptacle for Nacho Vidal.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/20/09

    @bigredgambler: Or organ harvester. Don't forget organ harvester.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    Ankle tattoo, prepare the airbrushes.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    @crazyjoedavola: How about some spray tan for those bikini lines, while we're at it?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/20/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: I am a fan of tan lines.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    @Stev D: I've been spoiled by years of Hefneresque airbrushing.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    She is one latina fantastica.
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    what makes you think I'll change it? I'm quite enjoying this.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    You've got to hand it to Chuck Close, the man is a genuis.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    02/20/09

    @Stev D: +1
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    Alternate headline: Blazing Saddles


    At least we didn't have to see his schnitzengruben.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Baby, please -- he is not from Havana!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/20/09

    @Weed Against Speed: @SensitiveThug: @Chamomiles Davis:


    "Oy vey. They're darker than we are."

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    Image of Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
    02/20/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: It all depends on how much Vitamin E he can get his hands on.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    @Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: What's happening in the clean world?
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    Image of Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
    02/20/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Um, wait, what?

    /only vaguely awake
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    @Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Thus ends my use of quotes from the "Cleavon Little fucks the lisp out of Madeline Kahn" portion of "Blazing Saddles."
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    Your definition of a sexy jockey differs from mine...
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    Wilburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/20/09

    In reply to Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick? (NSFW)
    Eugene Edgerson is one sexy jockey, I'll give you that.
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