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    Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Kournikova's reponse: I am not Jewish. Don't you know that Kid Canada's bubbie hasn't tried to set me up with him yet? He's a lawyer, has his own place, drives a nice car, goes to the gym...
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Considering all the hockey players she went through, her's is probably a different kind of burning bush.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    She might not be Jewish but she can thank them for that cross she is wearing. INRI.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?"


    No, but I would like to see your rosary.


    Rosary is another term for snatch, right? If it isn't, it should be.

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    Image of Crazy Cool Medallions Crazy Cool Medallions
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Adam Sandler is very glad, as "Kournikova" doesn't rhyme with the more traditional Jewish names.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    07/09/09

    @Crazy Cool Medallions: You don't have to be a winner to say L'Shana Tova...You're welcome in the tribe, Miss Anna Kornikova
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    Image of Crazy Cool Medallions Crazy Cool Medallions
    07/09/09

    @SteveJeltzFan: I'm more of a New Testament man myself. Apologies.
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Ironically, the cross was shaved into her pubic hair. And the photographer said yes, yes I can see it.
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/09/09

    @TT-Zop: Right, I'm sure she has pubic hair ...


    Now THAT's not something I thought I'd be considering today.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    I believe that is inscribed at Golgotha.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    I'd like to magoivign that sperkuvnick.


    /no idea

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew


    But I hear her agent is.

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