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    Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/19/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    Hasn't Simmons been making fun of Jaws' "New York Football Giants" shtick for a few months now?
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    Image of Corncob Corncob
    12/19/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    Thank god other people want to see Anthony Bourdain as a permanent judge. He's great. By the way, the travel channel needs to get a fucking HD signal. Why the hell can't i see these beautiful landscape's in HD?
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/19/08

    @Corncob: Travel is in HD for me, sounds like a problem with your provider
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    I couldn't get through this...Christina Hendricks..WTF ARE YOU DOING?!
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    "Mad Men" star Christina Hendricks (the redhead with the big guns) is getting engaged.


    I bet her snozberry tastes like heaven.

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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    Drew, your mistake was using a cold metal tape measurer, go with the wooden ruler, it can still be pressed deep into your pelvic region, to enhance perceived length, but doesn't have the cold to the touch feeling of metal.
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    Image of Mick Mick
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    Joan is marrying the Impressionist of 'Undeclared'? Weak fucking sauce.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    The Missile spewing bullshit on ESPN. Can we now refer to him as Scud?
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    Image of DorkimusPrime DorkimusPrime
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    Never heard of Mad Men before today, and I gotta say - them's some big American titties!
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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/18/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I once went on a date to some bar way up on Broadway that has beer pong and flip cup on Sundays.


    @DorkimusPrime says funk me: Are you serious? Do you never DUAN? It was all we could talk about on Sunday nights (aside from baseball and football and golf and boy-short style underpants and bikini waxes and our flaky boyfriends).

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    Image of ghostsoftheSCupcountry ghostsoftheSCupcountry
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    I ain't never figured out why anybody would drink beer when the good Lord gave us vodka.


    And science has given us Sweet Tea Vodka.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/18/08

    @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: The difference is drinkability
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    I knew when I suggested that BDD might actually be a Steelers fan that I was Vizzini and he was Westley.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    12/18/08

    @TheStarterWife: That explains why you've never been involved in a land war in Asia.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    I'm sorry but how can we have a discussion about Micheal Mann and not mention Heat?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    2008 Nazi Shark Record: 4-9


    You know, Nazi Shark had some good picks in the beginning....

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/18/08

    @Gourmet Spud: Is that a Marge Schott joke? I sure hope so.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/18/08

    @ArkansasFred:


    May she rest in peace.

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    Image of cazart cazart
    12/18/08

    @ArkansasFred: Could be a

    "jumped the shark" joke.

    Well, I'm goin' to Burger King.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/18/08

    @cazart:


    Nope, Schott joke.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    Is it Thursday already?
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    If you thought masturbating to Shoop was fun, you should check out their video for None of Your Business. My penis and I have very fond memories of that song.
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    Image of urabl urabl
    12/18/08

    In reply to Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.
    Christina Hendricks (the redhead with the big guns) is getting engaged. To this.


    His response? I'M FREAKING OUUT MAN!



    The fact that he went from that role to banging Joan Holloway pretty much makes him the coolest person ever.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/18/08

    @urabl: I wonder if her snozzberries taste like snozzberries...
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