Is Fat Meat?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering poop, car washes, bread, orgasms, and more. » 11/11/14 3:04pm 11/11/14 3:04pm

Which Animals Are The Worst To Eat, Morally?

People put domesticated animals on a pedestal. Sometimes humans get even more riled up when athletes kill dogs than when they kill other humans. And they flip shit over the mere suggestion of putting horse meat on the market. » 11/07/14 1:47pm 11/07/14 1:47pm

Start Sous-Vide Cooking Today With This Anova

The deal that we put this post together for is over, but we still recommended checking out our Sous-Vide primer below, and think the Anova is totally worth it at full price. » 9/27/14 11:46am 9/27/14 11:46am

Beef Vs. Pork: WHO YA GOT?!

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering mucus, decapitation, suicide by sledgehammer, and more. » 6/17/14 11:30am 6/17/14 11:30am

Map: The United States Of America, By Meat

This is fun. L.V. Anderson and Jess Fink of Slate started with a simple observation—Americans consume more meat per person than any other nation on earth (except Luxembourg, those gluttons), yet most of our official state foods are not meat—and have created a map that assigns a unique meat or meat-based dish to each… » 3/11/14 1:46pm 3/11/14 1:46pm

Why Is My Beef Stew So Damn Boring?

Welcome to the Feedbag, where all the dumb questions about food, drink, cooking, eating, and accidental finger removal you've been embarrassed to ask can finally receive the berating they goddamn deserve. Also: answers. Send all your even-vaguely-food-related questions to albertburneko@gmail.com with the subject… » 11/06/13 5:04pm 11/06/13 5:04pm

Here, Have This Blake Griffin Subway Coupon That Expires Feb. 29

Fox Sports West, which broadcasts Clippers games, has a promotion deal with Subway. Any time Blake Griffin goes for a double-double, you can print out a coupon to get double the meat on your sandwiches the next day. Griffin sprung for 18 and 14 against Indiana last night, so it's Subway time. As thanks for reading… » 3/01/13 5:45pm 3/01/13 5:45pm

Luncheon Meats, Ranked

24. Bologna
23. Head cheese
22. Swiss cheese
18. (tie) Olive loaf
18. (tie) Pickle-and-pimento loaf
18. (tie) Dutch loaf
18. (tie) Chicken loaf
17. Sopressata
16. Chicken breast
15. Boiled ham
14. Genoa salami
13. Smoked turkey
12. Turkey
11. Liverwurst
10. Braunschweiger
9. Hard salami
8. Virginia baked ham
7. » 12/12/12 3:35pm 12/12/12 3:35pm

What's The Deal With Football Players And Barbecue Sauce?

Many ex-athletes have entered the food industry—or, more specifically, the meat industry—and in this week's excerpt from Slate's Hang Up and Listen podcast, Josh Levin ponders the marketing strategies of former NFL players who have come out with their very own barbecue sauce, the ultimate meat accompaniment. » 8/17/12 6:10pm 8/17/12 6:10pm

British Mayor Scandalizes Tiny Town By Showing Up To Olympic Torch…

61-year-old Jill Makinson-Sanders is mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire, England, a cozy town of 15,000 in the English countryside. (Jim Broadbent lives nearby.) Small-town politicians, as a matter of habit, do what they can to put their towns and their towns' industries on the national map. Makinson-Sanders says Louth has… » 7/02/12 2:50pm 7/02/12 2:50pm

After All That, Jeremy Lin Actually Went To Dinner At Del Frisco's…

This looks to be the first major misstep in Jeremy Lin's Knicks career: After we reported that many of Manhattan's finest dining establishments would shuffle their schedules to seat Jeremy Lin (and five guests) tonight at eight, he went instead to Del Frisco's Double Eagle Steakhouse, a reader reports:
» 2/17/12 12:40am 2/17/12 12:40am

Hole-In-One Wins Golfer 240 Pounds Of Ham

"Scottish golfer Elliot Saltman has won his own weight in ham after chalking up his third hole-in-one of the season at the Madrid Masters. The 29-year-old hit his ace in the second round at El Encin's 204-yard third hole - but still missed the cut. "This is going to last me until next Christmas, never mind this one,"… » 10/08/11 4:30pm 10/08/11 4:30pm

At Long Last, My Reunion With Red Meat

For 14 years, I ate only poultry and fish. Last year, I started eating beef and pork again. So what's it like to return to red meat after all this time? LIKE FUCKING HEAVEN. » 11/29/10 4:15pm 11/29/10 4:15pm

Last Night's Winner: Strasburger Entrepreneurs

In sports everyone's a winner, some win better than others. Like the marketing geniuses who quickly pulled together $12 burger platters named after Stephen Strasburg, welcoming the goofy-grinned savior to both Major League Baseball and DC-area stomachs. » 6/09/10 11:00am 6/09/10 11:00am