Sportswriters Struggle With Turns Of Phrase For Franklin Gutierrez's Spastic Pooping

At least Franklin Gutierrez now knows what caused all of his stomach problems for nearly a full year. Gutierrez visited the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota earlier this week, where he was diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome as the cause of his stomach issues that first popped up last summer. »4/25/11 1:15pm4/25/11 1:15pm