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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Robert Blake apparently has a fabulous new hairpiece.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    I wonder if Jay went to the plastic surgeon's office and simply asked for "the Gene Simmons."
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Here's hoping he reconnects with his biological mother, Helen Thomas.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar

     
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/25/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: +1, as promised
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    11/25/09


    @StuScott Booyahs:
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    11/25/09


    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos:
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/25/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: Shit. Image was supposed to be smaller.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    We were singing Mr. Big's "Next to be with you" at the time, and he refused to participate, which I think could have actually improved his image had he joined.

    Deep inside, I hope Jay feels it, too.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/25/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Jay, I want to be the next to take pictures with you.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Jay's inner monologue in this picture: "blue, green, green, blue-yellow-green, red, orange, yellow, whammy bar...STAR POWER!"
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    I've heard of multiple chins but how many cheeks can one person have?
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Mariotti then grabbed the mic and broke it down for the crowd:

    Tonight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys taking pictures of me, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    An instant +1 to whoever convincingly photoshops Mariotti into a series of famous historical photographs and paintings, a la the Observers from Fringe.
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    11/25/09

    @Steve U: Whitlock has a few choice words for J.J. Abrams after seeing another white man in that Boston Massacre painting.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Jay - too much guyliner dude.
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    11/25/09


    @Phintastic:

    But keep letting that hair grow out and I think you may be on to something.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Lighten up, Jay. Your Sports Shout co-star Tracy Jordan takes the public's ribbing in stride.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Need to find directions to the White Sox locker room? There's an app for that.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    The fact that Jay Mariotti stepped foot in a karaoke bar was clearly a mistake. Maybe he thought that with a name like the Blue Frog, it would be just like the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    "Hey everybody, Mariotti is taking a dump in the bathroom right now!"

    +1, Mr. Karaoke Performer.
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    11/25/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: My question is why didn't Jay come out and take a bow?
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/25/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
    Jay should take a page out of 50 cent's book. "Fiddy" was so sick of the public hounding him at clubs/bars that he stopped going out and would just work out in his personal gym all the time.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is Jay should spend more time at the gym.
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