DeMarcus Cousins Gives Rock-Stupid Sportswriter A Much-Deserved Smack

Five years ago today, professional dumb person Clay Travis tweeted a bold-ass prediction. "There is a 100% chance that DeMarcus Cousins is arrested for something in the next five years. 100%. Write it in stone," he said. "Write it in stone," he said! » 1/30/15 10:41am 1/30/15 10:41am

Transcript: Roger Goodell Doesn't Know What's Going On

ESPN's Don Van Natta Jr. published a nice scoop yesterday, having gotten his hands on the transcript from Ray Rice's suspension appeal hearing. He highlights one particular exchange which shows that if you take him at his word, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has absolutely no idea what's going on in his own operation… » 12/11/14 11:41am 12/11/14 11:41am

76ers Also Deny Affiliation With Wingnut Dinesh D'Souza

Earlier today, we reached out to the Sacramento Kings to find out if they really were running an in-arena promotion with disgraced '80s relic/wingnut Dinesh D'Souza, as D'Souza had claimed on his Twitter account. The Kings told us they were not affiliated in any way with D'Souza, who then sent another tweet… » 10/31/14 6:26pm 10/31/14 6:26pm

James Dolan And His Dopey Band Went On TV And Things Got Awkward

James Dolan went on Good Day New York this morning to talk about his corny-ass blues band and play multiple(!) songs in studio. He was on the show for so long, but the highlight of his appearance was when co-anchor Rosanna Scotto couldn't remember the name of Dolan's band while introducing them for the last song.… » 9/16/14 12:53pm 9/16/14 12:53pm

Dammit, Justin Bieber, Stay The Hell Away From Kevin Durant

According to Justin Bieber's Instagram account, which is usually a repository for the pop singer's embarrassing and fraudulent basketball "highlights," Biebs recently grabbed a quick brunch with Kevin Durant. Fuck you, Justin Bieber. » 7/23/14 12:51pm 7/23/14 12:51pm

Rick Reilly Didn't Always Suck

Rick Reilly published the last column of his career on today. It's not very good, as is the case with most of the stuff he's written since becoming a self-plagiarizing boob. But instead of dwelling on the present, let's send Reilly off by remembering the stuff he used to write before he started sucking. » 6/10/14 5:18pm 6/10/14 5:18pm

Danny Amendola Draws Ire Of Insufferable Boston Media

Boston sports media sucks, and a good way to make it worse is to toss it some mildly controversial chum while the boredom of the NFL offseason has it itching for something to be shitty and annoying about. That's what Patriots wide receiver Danny Amendola did on Tuesday when he hung up in the middle of an interview… » 6/05/14 4:11pm 6/05/14 4:11pm

Mike Missanelli Suspended, Explains Himself To Admitted Email Hacker

Mike Missanelli, the Philly sports radio host who got all homophobic in an email fight with a listener, has been suspended by 97.5 The Fanatic. Philly Mag columnist Larry Mendte has written a defense of Missanelli under the headline, "Mike Missanelli Responds: Deadspin is Journalistically Corrupt." » 2/04/14 4:45pm 2/04/14 4:45pm

Get Ready To Endure Bud Selig's Season-Long Victory Lap

Remember when Mariano Rivera turned the 2013 baseball season into a goodbye tour of sorts, and everyone loved it because Mo is one of the most universally admired baseball players in history? Well now you're going to hate it forever, because it set in motion the worst idea ever: a Bud Selig goodbye tour. » 1/14/14 4:19pm 1/14/14 4:19pm

Murray Chass Is Everything That's Wrong With The Hall Of Fame Election

Murray Chass, a once-great baseball reporter turned bitter crank, recently revealed his 2013 Hall of Fame ballot in a blog post in which he proudly stated that he did not vote for Craig Biggio or Mike Piazza because he believes that they used steroids. It was the kind of thing that was written specifically to rile up… » 1/02/14 2:43pm 1/02/14 2:43pm

The Redskins' Incompetent PR Guy Is Also A Giant Cry Baby

We've met Tony Wyllie—the Washington Redskins' deeply stupid, duplicitous shitbag of a PR flack—around these parts before. He's the man who once compared Dan Snyder's ridiculous libel suit against Dave McKenna to the plight of Egyptian protestors in Tahrir Square. He's also the guy who threatened to sue a a radio… » 12/27/13 1:21pm 12/27/13 1:21pm

The Atlanta Hawks Hit Darren Rovell With The Sick Burn

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Knicks Owner Just Wants To Say Stupid Shit About Music

Knicks owner James Dolan sat down for a Q&A with the New York Post's Mike Vaccaro, and the two men talked about everything from the team to Dolan's lifelong love of music. Actually, they talked about music a whole lot, because that seems to be all James Dolan wants to talk about. » 11/22/13 10:57am 11/22/13 10:57am

Donald Sterling Is Still Doing What He Can To Sink The Clippers

Clipper fans, here is a sobering reminder that despite the fact that your team is better than it has ever been and is poised to supplant the Lakers as the toast of L.A., you are still rooting for a franchise that is owned by a racist shitbag who will always be this close to ruining everything. » 10/29/13 10:20am 10/29/13 10:20am

16 Adorable Animals React To BuzzFeeᴅ's Darren Rovell Story

Over the weekend, our pals at BuzzFeeᴅ published a long, insightful profile of sports business cyborg Darren Rovell. We felt compelled to share our thoughts on some of the choicer moments from the story. » 9/30/13 2:00pm 9/30/13 2:00pm

Why People Hate Darren Rovell

This weekend, Steve Kandell at BuzzFeeᴅ took a brief respite from posting listicles of shit that makes you feel old to do a big #longread on ESPN sports business reporter and Boiler Room extra Darren Rovell. As usual, Rovell comes across as an unapologetic industry hack, someone who found his niche licking the boots… » 9/30/13 12:16pm 9/30/13 12:16pm

Hey, Everyone, Check Out Pete Prisco's Tim Tebow Impression

Here's Pete Prisco, odious football columnist and wearer of cargo jorts weird shorts, getting into a little tête-à-tête with some Jaguars fans at this month's "Sign Tim Tebow" rally. Prisco, who is staunchly anti-Tebow, can be seen giving his impression of Tebow's style of play. Nice moves, Pete. » 9/27/13 4:13pm 9/27/13 4:13pm

Has Any Coach Ever Done Less With More Than Lane Kiffin?

Watch enough football for long enough, and eventually you'll see everything. I believe this: In this calendar year alone we've seen a one-point safety, a Heisman finalist cop to having an imaginary girlfriend, and a 300-pound left tackle score on a hook-and-lateral, among other improbable feats. And I believe that, at… » 9/12/13 4:00pm 9/12/13 4:00pm