This is definitely true if God is just like George Burns in the Oh God! movies. Old white men know that young black men are just out to steal their prescriptions.
If my experience working in a paint store has taught me anything, it's that $3.5 million dollars will buy you a lot of paint. Way more than Mr. Fagen keeps in the back.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Gotta admit, there's been times when those Fancy Feast commercials have made my mouth water. That gravy just looks so rich. And the beef slices? Talk about generous!
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He's a big fan of Steve Javie, though.
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However, I have it from two independent sources that God is, in fact, a DJ.
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Sent April 4, 1968 from raoulberry
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This is definitely true if God is just like George Burns in the Oh God! movies. Old white men know that young black men are just out to steal their prescriptions.
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On the other hand, I ate cat food for breakfast.
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Just wait until Jim Hendry learns the astrophysics necessary to secure a yoke of oxen to planetary nebula NGC 2371.