Goddammit. Football season hasn't even started yet, and the '72 Dolphins have already found a way to weasel their way into the news cycle. The NFL's most insufferable group of old dudes will be visiting the White House next Tuesday so that their undefeated season can be honored.
The Dolphins, the only perfect team in NFL history, famously breaks out the champagne toast when the last undefeated team loses their first game. This would not happen if reporters didn't flock to Mercury Morris's house every time the last undefeated team loses, but c'est les médias.
This clip—via 100% Injury Rate—features Mercury Morris and an assortment of NFL stars in the film The Black Six. They tell me that this work of 1970's brilliance is of the Blaxploitation genre, but I didn't see Blacula, Blackenstein, or the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame. Regardless, I think we can all agree that this…