Twitter User Makes 35-Minute Drive To Fight Kobe Hater

If you thought Christmas was about peace on earth and goodwill towards men, you thought wrong. Today, we learned that Christmas is actually about making a 35-minute drive to Temecula, Calif., because some chump who was hating on Kobe Bryant on Twitter needs to catch the hands. » 12/25/14 11:26pm 12/25/14 11:26pm

Damian Lillard Takes Boys And Girls Club On Surprise Shopping Spree

Trailblazers star Damian Lillard treated some members of the Portland Boys and Girls Club to a surprise shopping spree at Toys 'R Us last night, and it was the coolest thing. Just look at how happy this little kid is! » 12/20/13 10:55am 12/20/13 10:55am

Christmas Hype Will Drive Your Children To Insanity

Christmas is four days away. I know this because my kids have been counting down the days since, I dunno, LAST goddamn Christmas. Children have boring lives. They have to go to school all day. They have to listen to adults tell them what to do. They can't watch porn. It blows. Christmas is one of the few bright spots… » 12/21/11 10:00am 12/21/11 10:00am

NFL Network Can Suffer A Rancid Amputation – Your Christmasaroo

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. » 12/17/09 2:20pm 12/17/09 2:20pm