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10/24/09
sent from my iphone #meta
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Quoting me: "So YOU'RE the one."
Quoting lukeoneil47: ". . . and a renowned masturbator . . . "
Quoting me: "So YOU'RE the one among millions of us fellow onanists who, through hands-on effort and closed-door sessions with a man named Jack, has at last achieved some measure of renown. Hat's off!" #meta
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10/17/09
I think that thing's really a lonely dude fellatio machine for the Indiana Jones obsessed.
Your wife knows you too well. #meta
10/17/09
Fun fact: The skull is actually an updated portrait of John Belushi.
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10/12/09
A green-tea flavored gum is interviewing twins for commercials, you say? Interesting.
- Wrigley's Advertising Dept. Lawyer
10/12/09
Well, damn, there's your problem right there.
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