We Regret Not Covering The Thong-Wearing, Feces-Spreading Meth Addict…

We regret the oversight if only because the unnamed author or editor of this story clearly spent so much time debating the sentence construction about 42-year-old Shawn Batie's meth arrest in a Lodi, Calif. cemetery that he or she should be commended for their detailed craftsmanship: » 4/26/11 5:15pm 4/26/11 5:15pm

Naked Man Invades Home, Steals Prized Kansas Basketball Outfit For Cover

Donald Watson of Springfield, Mo. was charged yesterday for invading a home while naked. While he was there, he donned a former tenant's beloved Kansas basketball outfit and then took off on a police chase; he was ultimately taken into custody after "a run-in with a police dog." » 4/22/11 11:15am 4/22/11 11:15am