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    Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    Is the safe word "Mary Todd Lincoln"?
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    Image of Ichiro Death Glare Ichiro Death Glare
    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    How the Tribune sees it:


    Griffey tickles Ichiro > Good clubhouse chemistry > M's win ballgames > M's make playoffs > M's win World Series


    How I see it:


    Griffey tickles Ichiro > Good clubhouse chemistry > M's have a great time going 81-81, finishing 3rd in the AL West > Douchebag Seattle fans pat front office on back for "successful" season.


    /punches self in face

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/16/09

    @Ichiro Death Glare: your handle is fantastic in this thread.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    "No! I said, 'You shock me,'" said a gagging, spitting Griffey.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    When Griffey arrives at the clubhouse, Ichiro critiques his crutches, casts, braces and wraps.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    Brady Quinn just requested a trade to the Seattle Mariners.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    If someone else did it here, I'd probably punch them in the face.


    Wait, I thought Ichiro just threatened to punch himself in the face?

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    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    Ichiro Suzuki spreads a towel on the carpeted floor in front of his locker, lies on his back


    See the rest at 2balls1cup.com

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    Seattle sports in a homoerotic nutshell.
    /bangs head on desk, snaps Griffey's hamstring
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    Ichiro pretends that Griffey's fingers are tentacles.
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