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    10/25/09

    In reply to Are There Any Photos Of Michael Beasley That Aren't Potential Crime Scenes?
    That's the last straw. Pam's taking him off her Christmas card list for sure. #michaelbeasley
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Are There Any Photos Of Michael Beasley That Aren't Potential Crime Scenes?
    So first you tell us there's a story from TMZ {TMZ?? Geebus!}. Then you tell us, courtesy of the team, the captain and Beasley's substance abuse counselor, there's no story. Well, here's your story: if you spend a day in the Florida sun, which I've done many times in several decades, you're gonna take a nap.

    Stop wasting bandwidth. #michaelbeasley
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    10/25/09

    @Hands: Hey, thanks for stopping by. There's the door. #michaelbeasley
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    09/25/09

    In reply to Out Of Rehab, Michael Beasley Says He's Supercool Once More
    Does that say "GOB's son?" STEVE HOLT?!?!?!?!?!
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    09/25/09

    @Dave J.:

    Q. Does Michael Beasley have a substance-abuse problem?

    A. "No sir."

    "I have NOT made a huge mistake."
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    09/25/09

    In reply to Out Of Rehab, Michael Beasley Says He's Supercool Once More
    "Because I'm super cool. What inspires any tattoos?"

    The crawling, demon-driven itch to keep a running score.

    Also, Goofy playing hack just makes me smile, y'know?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/25/09

    In reply to Out Of Rehab, Michael Beasley Says He's Supercool Once More
    "Weed, Twitter and Adolescence"

    Isn't that the Holy Trinity of Deadspin's demos?
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    09/25/09

    In reply to Out Of Rehab, Michael Beasley Says He's Supercool Once More
    announced that he had moved on from weed, Twitter and adolescence in general.

    So he's no longer visiting Sportress of Blogitude, BirdmanAndersen's Twitter or today's mind blowing rendition of The Learning Curve.

    Got it.
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    09/25/09

    In reply to Out Of Rehab, Michael Beasley Says He's Supercool Once More
    My ex had a similar tattoo under her belly button: SuperFrozenBeav.
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    09/25/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: My grandma has one on her stomach that says, "Put my boobs back down"
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    08/26/09

    In reply to Michael Beasley's Dad Says He Has Some Serious Issues
    Ricky Williams will be right over to give Beasley a soothing shiatsu massage.
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    08/26/09

    @Kid Canada: as well as his "spiritual adviser", Snoop Dogg.
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    08/26/09

    In reply to Michael Beasley's Dad Says He Has Some Serious Issues
    I haven't seen a Beez in Miami fall apart like this since the '96 Stanley Cup Final.

    (In all seriousness, I wish him all the best.)
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    08/26/09

    In reply to Michael Beasley's Dad Says He Has Some Serious Issues
    He talks about how it's a job now.

    I believe his exact words were, "They payin me the same but now they be all up in my shit"
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    08/26/09

    In reply to Michael Beasley's Dad Says He Has Some Serious Issues
    Responsibility........the number one crippler of young adults.
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    08/26/09

    In reply to Michael Beasley's Dad Says He Has Some Serious Issues
    Please be heroin. Please be heroin.

    End the racial needle gap.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Everything Is Not Super Cool For Michael Beasley
    You know what happens when you go to rehab for weed? All they're doing is giving you a tolerance break and the next time Beasley tokes up he's going to feel like he's on cloud 9.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/24/09

    In reply to Everything Is Not Super Cool For Michael Beasley
    Who knows how close he was to actually going over the edge

    To be fair, it's like a jungle sometimes.
    It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under.
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    Image of Fuzzy Dunlop Fuzzy Dunlop
    08/24/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Yeah, but why is Beasley in the alley with a baseball bat?
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    08/24/09

    @Fuzzy Dunlop: People pissin' in the street, man. They just don't care.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/24/09

    In reply to Everything Is Not Super Cool For Michael Beasley
    Shouldn't have gotten that tattoo with one of Chris Andersen's needles.
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