Michael Beasley Reduced To Status As Kevin Durant Flunky

At one point early on in The Offseason: Kevin Durant, that HBO reality show aimed at getting its star better endorsement deals, walking brand Kevin Durant flies some of his buddies out to Los Angeles, where they intend to stay for the summer. We're introduced to Childhood Friend Cliff Dixon, Manager & Childhood Friend… » 11/06/14 3:20pm 11/06/14 3:20pm

Michael Beasley Punched Himself So Hard He Needed Medical Treatment

Total bargain you got yourselves there, Miami. Absolutely sane and won't make headlines for anything but his basketball skills. » 10/11/13 5:48pm 10/11/13 5:48pm

Michael Beasley Is Being Investigated For Alleged Sexual Assault

Scottsdale (Ariz.) police have confirmed that they're investigating a sexual assault claim against 24-year-old reclamation project Michael Beasley. The incident reportedly took place on Jan. 13. » 5/07/13 4:00pm 5/07/13 4:00pm

Phoenix Suns Coach Lindsey Hunter Hates Michael Beasley, Life

Remember that time when Michael Beasley was single-handedly destroying the entire sport of basketball at Kansas State and was obviously going to be better than everyone in the NBA in like three years and probably the next Scottie Pippen, except better than him, too? Never happened. » 2/24/13 11:32am 2/24/13 11:32am

Today In Michael Beasley Is An Enormous Weirdo: "I Like To Fart…

Tipster Tyler C. alerted us to this wonderfully vivid mental image tweeted (and since deleted) by Michael Beasley. Beasley has indicated that his account was hacked, but who knows for sure. I suppose it's possible some rapper really wants the word out that Michael Beasley is a big fan and doesn't mind that Beasley is… » 5/26/12 4:45pm 5/26/12 4:45pm

Michael Beasley Did Not React Well To Seeing His Injured Finger

In the context of today's injuries, this one's relatively tame—but Michael Beasley's "Oh shit! That's my bone!" reaction to a finger injury (reports say it was a laceration, one patched up with a few stitches) is priceless. » 1/01/12 10:43pm 1/01/12 10:43pm

Michael Beasley's Lockout Image Rehab Includes Ballet Lessons

Michael Beasley is one of the few NBA players who might actually manage to be more interesting when he's not playing professional basketball. Since the NBA lockout began, he's been cited for speeding and for marijuana possession, and he "mushed" a heckler during a game at Dyckman Park in August. This man needs a… » 10/21/11 3:15pm 10/21/11 3:15pm

Paul Pierce And Michael Beasley Had Asthma Attacks During A Game In…

There are known hazards for NBA players considering playing a year in China: they might not let you out of your contract if the lockout ends, and you could always get hurt, like Michael Beasley apparently did on Monday. But one of the things they don't tell you about is the omnipresent clouds of smoke that hover over… » 8/31/11 10:55am 8/31/11 10:55am

Here's Video Of Michael Beasley "Mushing" A Fan At A New York City Park…

We learned a new word today: mushing. A mush is when a person puts a hand directly onto another person's face and pushes him or her backward. Minnesota's Michael Beasley "mushed" a heckling fan at New York City's Dyckman Park last night. The incident is not expected to help his job security. » 8/05/11 2:25pm 8/05/11 2:25pm

Michael Beasley Has Not Yet Kicked That Demon Weed

The 2011 NBA lockout is a mere six days old, which means that we are way past due for a report of a league player getting cited for possession of marijuana. And now that I mention it, we are also (and always) way past due for a report of Michael Beasley getting busted for possession of marijuana — ideally by way of a… » 7/06/11 3:30pm 7/06/11 3:30pm

You Can't Write A Pot Story About The NBA Without Including Michael…

The following is an excerpt from High Times magazine's story "Pot and the NBA," found in the December issue of America's favorite dank rag. Super Cool Beas, indeed. » 10/15/10 11:10am 10/15/10 11:10am

Today, In Sentences That Makes Less Sense Each Time You Read Them

"Anna Lovato took a ride on the mechanical penis, met Miami Heat basketball star Michael Beasley; and joined Natasha Marley for a ride on the sexy see-saw with dildo." [Rising Star PR] » 5/21/10 12:00pm 5/21/10 12:00pm

Are There Any Photos Of Michael Beasley That Aren't Potential Crime…

Even after rehab, Beasley can't stay away from the personal demon that has caused him the most trouble: cameras. » 10/25/09 12:00pm 10/25/09 12:00pm

Out Of Rehab, Michael Beasley Says He's Supercool Once More

Beasley just finished up a monthlong stint at a substance-abuse center in Houston and announced that he had moved on from weed, Twitter and adolescence in general. Whether any of those things actually constituted a problem, however, is still unclear. » 9/25/09 5:45pm 9/25/09 5:45pm

August: Fin.

We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts from August, starting with No. 10. What started as a harmless twitter showcase of his "super cool" tattoo ends in a rehab stint capped with this contrite phone call » 8/31/09 4:00pm 8/31/09 4:00pm from pops. , giving Grady's…