So first you tell us there's a story from TMZ {TMZ?? Geebus!}. Then you tell us, courtesy of the team, the captain and Beasley's substance abuse counselor, there's no story. Well, here's your story: if you spend a day in the Florida sun, which I've done many times in several decades, you're gonna take a nap.
Now, my good bro, Josh Hamilton, we were in the same training camp, he got arrested for possession, we used to call him Hambone. HAMBONE! CHECK IT OUT! HAMBONE!
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You know what happens when you go to rehab for weed? All they're doing is giving you a tolerance break and the next time Beasley tokes up he's going to feel like he's on cloud 9.
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10/25/09
Stop wasting bandwidth. #michaelbeasley
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Q. Does Michael Beasley have a substance-abuse problem?
A. "No sir."
"I have NOT made a huge mistake."
09/25/09
The crawling, demon-driven itch to keep a running score.
Also, Goofy playing hack just makes me smile, y'know?
09/25/09
Isn't that the Holy Trinity of Deadspin's demos?
09/25/09
So he's no longer visiting Sportress of Blogitude, BirdmanAndersen's Twitter or today's mind blowing rendition of The Learning Curve.
Got it.
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(In all seriousness, I wish him all the best.)
08/26/09
I believe his exact words were, "They payin me the same but now they be all up in my shit"
08/26/09
08/26/09
End the racial needle gap.
08/24/09
08/24/09
To be fair, it's like a jungle sometimes.
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under.
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