@ClintonPortishead: You've obviously never seen Charlie Weis. At 4AM. Alone. At a Toca Bell. Mid-chalupa-black taco-gordita-volcano burrito-taquito-nachos bellgrande. Simultaneously.
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When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir was starred
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Why are creepy dudes frequently known by first-middle-last name? At this point, if you're rocking 3 full names, isn't that code for "I'm a creepy dude"?
Sadly, it won't be enough to bring home hardware from this year's Shovey Awards. He's going up against Mr. Boston from I Love Money, LeGarrette Blount, and Bjork will be presented with the Lifetime Achievement Award.
All this crime coverage on my Deadspin is like getting some peanut butter in my chocolate. Which, coincidentally, is a nice twist on a euphemism for what'll happen to this honk when he goes to jail.
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That's THE saddest thing I've heard all day.
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#tips
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Satellite is his cellmate with the dick like a can of Pledge.
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He's not a vanity plate kind of guy.
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80085
Missouri
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He had the wrong room!
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You're reading that all wrong... it has to do with a unique fetish he has involving toupées and urine.
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/thanks wikipedia
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