Report: Miserable Old Man Michael Jordan Wants A Private Golf Course

According to a report from, Michael Jordan, who has now apparently reached the Old-Man-Potter stage of his life, is considering building his very own golf course in Florida because the country club that he frequents is no longer living up to his standards. » 2/20/15 3:14pm 2/20/15 3:14pm

Michael Jordan While Signing An Autograph For Obama: Pfffffft, Fuck It

Okay, so there is no way to know for sure whether, "Pffffft, fuck it," is what Michael Jordan said to himself while misspelling Barack Obama's name on a birthday present for the goddamn President of the United States, but you wouldn't put it past him, would you? » 2/09/15 5:31pm 2/09/15 5:31pm

Michael Jordan: Bull On Parade

A few years ago Wilfred Santiago gave us a beautiful comic book about the life of Roberto Clemente. Now, Santiago is back with Michael Jordan: Bull on Parade. Yet another sure shot from the great publisher, Fantagraphics. » 2/04/15 10:08am 2/04/15 10:08am

The Tax Man Collects From Everyone, Even The Jocks

Tax season is upon us. From now until April, Americans get to enjoy the annual reminder that Uncle Sam is not the cool uncle. » 2/03/15 9:01pm 2/03/15 9:01pm

Kemba Walker Hits Game-Winner, Makes Michael Jordan Lose His Mind

Hornets point guard Kemba Walker, fresh off signing a four-year, $48 million contract, did some big things against the Bucks last night. First, he hit the pull-up three you see above in the final seconds of the fourth quarter, sending the game to overtime. And then, at the end of overtime, he did this: » 10/30/14 1:24pm 10/30/14 1:24pm

Michael Jordan Keeps It Real, Calls Barack Obama A "Shitty Golfer"

Michael Jordan still doesn't give any fucks, for those wondering. He'll call out Barack Obama for being a shitty golfer and shrug it off, as if Obama were nothing more than another in a long line of LaBradford Smiths. » 10/30/14 1:06pm 10/30/14 1:06pm

Deadspin NBA Shit List: Jason Richardson, The Man Who Did Not Dunk

Hideous $200 Ferrari Air Jordans Will Have You Puking Brand Synergy

I sometimes like to say that Ferrari is the Kanye West of automakers: immensely talented, but also burdened with an ego so massive it has its own gravitational pull. You know who else is worthy of that comparison? Michael Jordan. That's why these new $200 Ferrari-themed Air Jordans make a ton of sense. » 9/03/14 12:39pm 9/03/14 12:39pm

The Time MJ Reffed A 3-On-3 Game Between NBA Stars And Sumo Wrestlers

Here's some fascinating video out of 1996 Japan. While on a promotional tour for Nike, Charles Barkley, Jason Kidd and Michael Finley took on three sumo wrestlers in a game refereed by Michael Jordan. » 8/06/14 3:43pm 8/06/14 3:43pm

Video: Michael Jordan's And Kobe Bryant's Games Were Remarkably Similar

Youtuber Youssef Hannoun has put together this video showing Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant pulling off identical plays, sometimes switching between the two mid-play. It's uncanny. » 8/06/14 1:45pm 8/06/14 1:45pm

A More Honest Version Of The Nike/Jordan Jeter "RE2PECT" TV Ad

Nike's Jordan brand released a new spot on YouTube today that has sports media outlets scrambling to heap on as much free advertising for the multinational sportswear behemoth and its retiring Yankees shortstop spokesperson as possible. » 7/14/14 12:25pm 7/14/14 12:25pm

Reminder: The LeBron Free Agency Circus Is The NBA's Fault

We're watching the rubber band snap on LeBron free agency coverage. We waited all year to see what would happen, and now that it's happening, there's... rather a lot of coverage, isn't there? But remember, whatever hysterics into which teams and Twitter and ESPN have been thrown were created by the owners' best… » 7/07/14 4:49pm 7/07/14 4:49pm

Why Tim Duncan Will Never Be Loved Like Michael Jordan

No Flops: A Treasury Of Pro Athletes' Vanity Record Labels

Listen, love is love, clap the gat at y'all haters
The CEO of your label is a basketball player
That mean your shit is never coming out
Sean Price, I'm forever dumbing out, pyrex
Sean Price, "Pyrex" » 5/14/14 12:56pm 5/14/14 12:56pm

Craig Ehlo On What It Felt Like To Be On The Other Side Of "The Shot"

Twenty-five years ago today, Michael Jordan hit "The Shot," a play that remains one of the signature highlights of his career. Craig Ehlo, the man who makes up the other half of that iconic moment, talked to us last year about what it was like to guard Michael Jordan. Here's how he remembers the shot that reduced him… » 5/07/14 5:01pm 5/07/14 5:01pm

Michael Jordan "Completely Outraged" By Sterling's "Sickening" Views

Michael Jordan, majority owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, released a statement destroying Donald Sterling, stating there was no room in the NBA for an owner with such racist beliefs. Much like LeBron and and President Obama, Jordan puts pressure on the league and Commission Adam Silver to take action. It is the most… » 4/27/14 1:45pm 4/27/14 1:45pm

LeBron Stares Down Michael Jordan On Fast-Break Dunk

Michael Jordan was sitting to the left of the Bobcats bench and partially obscured by the backboard from the first angle (thus the red arrow), but it sure as shit looks like LeBron stared MJ down as he took off for this dunk in the third quarter of Miami's 98-85 win over Charlotte. » 4/26/14 10:29pm 4/26/14 10:29pm

YOU ARE OLD: Bradley Beal Wore "23" Because Of LeBron, Not MJ

Bradley Beal always wore the number 23, from AAU ball to preps to his single year of college. He had to switch to No. 3 when he was drafted by the Wizards, since that number's unofficially retired for one Michael Jeffrey Jordan. You'd think Beal would be honored. But no, it turns out, he wore 23 because he idolized… » 1/06/14 4:10pm 1/06/14 4:10pm

Kanye's Latest Tour Freestyle Has Him Lamenting MJ's Bulls Exit

Kanye West was in Chicago on tour a couple days ago, so of course he took time out of his set to sing/rap/talk about Michael Jordan whom he considers to be "one of the most influential people in our civilization." Yes, it was as glorious as it sounds. » 12/19/13 6:03pm 12/19/13 6:03pm