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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    Fans of the Bakersfield Jam were equally disappointed last night when Will Perdue failed to show up and stand there like a statue.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    "...and be sure to come back Thursday, Warren Buffett will be giving out 100 Class A shares of Berkshire Hathaway to the first 5,000 paying customers."
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    "OK, OK, I promise to make it up to you... Next week -- Whoopsie Goldberg!"
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    You got a problem with Shysters?
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/08/09

    @Kid Canada: As a matter of fact, I do. But that's mostly because I'm Razor Ramon.
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    Image of TheDerridaDrop TheDerridaDrop
    12/08/09

    @Silent Q: Your typing seems far too sober for that to be true...
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    Silent Q promoted this comment TheDerridaDrop was starred TheDerridaDrop was unstarred
    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    I can't believe the people of Utah would fall for some completely made up story.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    But since he never technically said "no," Anderson figured

    As the owner of Penetrevidence, Inc. the global leader in rape kits, I applaud this line of reasoning.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/08/09

    @David Hume: I ordered two of your so called "rape kits", and neither one had chloroform or a black jack.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/08/09

    @Hatey McLife: Oh, that's an unacceptable oversight. The good news is that we have your address, so we'll send someone right over with the chloroform and the black jack, and the duct tape. He'll be a nondescript guy of average build in a generic delivery outfit. Go ahead and buzz him right in.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    @David Hume: Neighbors say he's quiet, keeps to himself.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    This is the worst Jordan trick since a college classmate of mine was sold to an Ammani billionaire during her semester abroad.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    BTW, none of those guys looks like MJ. At all.
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    Image of RebirthOfHernandezStache RebirthOfHernandezStache
    12/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: If every man you've ever seen in person looks like James Van Der Beek, Ving Rhames looks like Michael Jordan.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    Fuckin' white people can't catch a break.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    So the Flash hired a Jordan look-alike to walk around Provo yesterday—and even uploaded a YouTube video of him eating at a local restaurant

    Not much to do in Provo, is there?

    "Hey Obediah - you ready to go to church?"

    "Hold on a second, honey. Let me check and see if there have been any local restaurant videos uploaded to YouTube today. Hey, here's one. Wait a minute - is that who I think it is?"
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/08/09

    @Barry Lutz: "It surely is the colored gentleman from Amistad. Glad to see he got off that boat."
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    Utah Flash

    Fall In Love 7 Times, Get Married 8
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    Fans knew the MJ was a fake when he followed-up his introduction by making contact with a curveball.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/08/09

    @ClintonPortishead: And his "son" actually executed a nice crossover to pull-up jumper without tripping over some dust on the floor.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    Still not as impressive as when Orson Welles had that John Merrick look-a-like walk around New York right before the War of the Worlds broadcast.
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    Just wait until Mugs Bunny and all his knock-off pals show up.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/08/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Shysters
    Fans knew the man was not the real Michael Jordan when he was able to name the Charlotte Bobcats' starting lineup.
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