Texas Fan Celebrates His New Souvenir With A Double-Barreled Salute

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 5/13/10 7:00am 5/13/10 7:00am