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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    07/31/09

    In reply to American Sports Need More PowerPoint Presentations
    As a player, I think Michael Owen is vastly overrated. He makes David Beckahm look like he's worth his weight in gold. At his peak, which was probably 10 years ago, Owen chased down long outlet passes like a little terrier and punched them in. He lacks the old Ronaldo's athleticism, van Nistelrooy's brute strength, Raul's savvy in the box and Shearer's tenacity. He was just really fast in a straight line. A goal every other game. A goal every other game. Dammit, his agent repeats that line like it's his life's mantra.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/31/09

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    Needs more star wipes.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/31/09

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    American Sports Need More PowerPoint Presentations

    True. In particular, a presentation entitled "Board of Directors Resolution to Remove Commissioner Gary Bettman - Pros and Cons."
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    Image of Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan
    07/31/09

    @Steve U: Cons?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/31/09

    @Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan:

    (1) No more Gary Bettman jokes
    (2) ???
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    07/31/09

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    Scorer, sure. But how's his "Throws Himself To Ground While Screaming Like Little Girl" average?
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/31/09

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    Maybe if he'd used the right cover on his TPS reports, he'd be employed right now...
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/31/09

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    My award for Most Clinical Finisher goes to my high school girlfriend. Mae West she wasn't.
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