Michael Phelps, America's Laziest Olympian, Barely Qualifies For Tonight's 400 Individual Medley We were this close (seven-hundredths of a second-close) to missing a Phelps-Lochte face-off. This guy just can't get motivated. After deciding to saunter his way through the London Olympics, participating in only seven events and not the eight he dominated in Beijing, Phelps almost wound up competi...
