• Deadspin
  • mlb
  • nfl
  • Profile logout login

#michaelphelps

Deadspin

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #mediameltdowns,
  • #duan,
  • #tips,
  • etc.

New York, 7:17 AM
Mon Nov 23
17 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:
tips@deadspin.com

Editor:
AJ Daulerio | Email

Senior Editor:
Dashiell Bennett | Email

Senior Writer:
Tommy Craggs | Email

Columnist/Deadcast:
Drew Magary | Email

Emeritus:
Will Leitch | Email

Live Blogger:
Matt Sussman | Email

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron | Email

Weekend writer:
Jack KOGOD | Email

Intern:
Ben Cohen | Email

SUBSCRIBE TO Deadspin RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers
Deadspin
  • posts about #michaelphelps more →

    Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks

    Michael Phelps Involved In Car Crash

    The Real Reason Michael Phelps Won't Meet With the Pope

    Heck Of A Career, Jim, But Can You DH Tomorrow?

    Swimming Records Made To Never Be Broken

    Sandwich Salesman Breaks World Record, Consummates Stalkerish Relationship

    Michael Phelps Makes America Safe For Weed

    Michael Phelps' Life Is A Whimsical Morality Tale

    Ladies, Meet The Splash 'Stache

    Weezy Drops A Beat For Phelps
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    Placing a distant seventh was Dusty Hill of ZZ Top. #michaelphelps
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Occam's Racer Occam's Racer
    11/10/09

    @AzureTexan: I ain't askin for much. I'm just a sharp dressed man with cheap sunglasses and a velcro fly. A gimme all your lovin' rough boy doing the tube snake boogie for her pearl necklace. #michaelphelps
     Reply
    AzureTexan promoted this comment Occam's Racer was starred Occam's Racer was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/10/09

    @Occam's Racer: Frank Beard? Is that you? #michaelphelps
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Occam's Racer Occam's Racer
    11/10/09

    @AzureTexan: No man, it's Billy and you always got me under pressure. Now if you don't mind, my legs feel like a pincushion. I'm gonna doubleback to La Grange, get some tv dinners and hit the sleeping bag. I thank you. #michaelphelps
     Reply
    Occam's Racer was starred Occam's Racer was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/10/09

    @Occam's Racer: El Loco! #michaelphelps
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    Sporting a beard and an old-style swimsuit would have been good strategy if he was swimming against the Amish. #michaelphelps
     Reply
    UpstateUnderdog was starred UpstateUnderdog was unstarred
    Image of Durr T. Sanchez Durr T. Sanchez
    11/10/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:
    But, with all those straw hats floating around - how do you know which one is yours? #michaelphelps
     Reply
    UpstateUnderdog promoted this comment Durr T. Sanchez was starred Durr T. Sanchez was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    No, he literally wore a bathing suit made entirely from crushed Olde Style cans. #michaelphelps
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    Was his beard more believable than Greg Louganis's? #michaelphelps
     Reply
    MattinglysSideburns was starred MattinglysSideburns was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/14/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Involved In Car Crash
    Is this the same 'Slade he had given to him by his parents for winning at his first Olympics? I hope so.

    There are few things I hate more than kids who have large, powerful, luxurious cars given to them by their parents. I hate 'em.

    Call it what you will, class resentment, envy, whatever. But the little fuckers don't have to do shit to get what they have, and I've had to bust my ass. They have no perception of what it means to EARN something.

    Well, Phelps might. I understand the training regime for an Olympian can be a little intense.

    But still. Fucked up your car, big shot? Too bad. Leave the Schlitz in the cupholder next time.
     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    08/14/09

    @Elhigh: Wow. Growing up in a developed country automatically puts you in a high percentile of the world's population in terms of privilege. Millions of people work harder than you do but are stuck laboring in farms or sweatshops because the circumstances of their births do not give them opportunities for social mobility.
     Reply
    Hello Mister Walrus was starred Hello Mister Walrus was unstarred
    Image of ducttape38 ducttape38
    08/14/09

    @Elhigh: Wow, are you a dick or what?

    That kid is rich enough that he could buy 6 Escalades if he felt like it. And, oh by the way, he did have to bust his ass; you don't win a shit-load of gold medals by being lazy. And not to mention, he does a ton of product endorsements and commercials that keep him pretty well off. His mommy didn't just hand him a big old check and tell him good job.

    Just because you personally can't afford an Escalade doesn't mean you should hate on this kid because he won 14 gold medals and you didn't.
     Reply
    Hello Mister Walrus promoted this comment ducttape38 was starred ducttape38 was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    08/14/09

    @ducttape38: Seriously, if it was only 12 or 13 gold medals, I would be ripping on him. 14 is another story.
     Reply
    Hello Mister Walrus was starred Hello Mister Walrus was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    08/13/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Involved In Car Crash
    And he never spilled the bong. He's some athlete.
     Reply
    UkraineNotWeak was starred UkraineNotWeak was unstarred
    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    08/13/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Involved In Car Crash
    Phelps & The Chicago Douche picked a good night to minimize newsworthy indiscretions.
     Reply
    NordoftheBlings was starred NordoftheBlings was unstarred
    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    08/13/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Involved In Car Crash
    Hopefully this Escalade crash is less depressing than when I watched Troy Jackson come down off of an eight ball and twelve Red Bull vodkas.
     Reply
    Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan was starred Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    08/13/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Involved In Car Crash
    Michael had to take out that Tiburon.
     Reply
    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of Bea Hate Me Bea Hate Me
    08/01/09

    In reply to The Real Reason Michael Phelps Won't Meet With the Pope
    I also enjoyed the music video on the rawmilk.org website, "Your Pasteur Is a Whore".
     Reply
    Steve U promoted this comment Bea Hate Me was starred Bea Hate Me was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/01/09

    @Bea Hate Me: + un
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky
    08/01/09

    In reply to The Real Reason Michael Phelps Won't Meet With the Pope
    You non-starred folks are really missing out on unapproved commenter theater on this one.
     Reply
    Barry Petchesky was starred Barry Petchesky was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/01/09

    In reply to The Real Reason Michael Phelps Won't Meet With the Pope
    Michael Phelps doesn't hate boats. Way to check your sources. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY READ NEWSPAPERS.
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/29/09

    In reply to Heck Of A Career, Jim, But Can You DH Tomorrow?
    so that's not Richard Roundtree?

    - 99% of the people at Fenway last night
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    07/29/09

    In reply to Heck Of A Career, Jim, But Can You DH Tomorrow?
    hello? the Sox only retire #s of HOF players (save for Pesky).
     Reply
    FAILBOT approved this comment supermike5alive was starred supermike5alive was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/29/09

    @supermike5alive: This is fun, let me try: Bostonians only judge people based on the content of their character (save for race).
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples
    07/29/09

    In reply to Heck Of A Career, Jim, But Can You DH Tomorrow?
    Jim Rice's number retired at Fenway

    He was further honored with his very own drinking fountain.
     Reply
    Hatey McLife promoted this comment BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples was starred BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/29/09

    @Orr's crabapples: +1964
     Reply
    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.