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    Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"

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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    All right, Deadspin commentariat, you got in a solid hour of heckling. Now I must return to mother's basement to burn towels and breathlessly await regular season football.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    In return for reading and disseminating the Manifesto, what sort of honorific position can I have once the coup is carried out?
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    08/10/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: Minister of Homerism.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Does this book finally reveal the exact amount paid by Pittsburgh to the referees prior to the Super Bowl against Seattle?
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    08/10/09

    @Kid Canada: Urge to hit with book...rising.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    "About half the teams in the league have policies that require PSLs. That's half a league ready to dry-hump their fans for the sweet release of the green. Why anyone would allow themselves to be fleeced by these organizations, no matter how much you may love their product on the field, is beyond the bounds of reason. Fandom knows no quit, but it does know a shit deal when it sees one."
    If only you wrote with such passion for the KSK fantasy/sex mailbags.
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    08/10/09

    @JimEverettsPhantomSack: After the 800th question about anal, my eyes just gloss over. Hopefully not with fecal matter though.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Can I read this book via bluetooth?
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    08/10/09

    @Phatty: Preferably while in line for the bathroom.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Is the page numbering system in the book easy to comprehend? I can't follow those lower-case Roman numerals they put in the front part sometimes.
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    08/10/09

    @PenskeMaterial: It's sequential, so it's got that going for it.
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Did you know my name is an alliteration?
    McGuire told me that the other day.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Mr. Ape, sir,
    What advantages does this book have over, say, a train—which I could also afford?
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    08/10/09

    @Mickey Sabbath: No train in operation has as many needless Simpsons references as this book.
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    08/10/09

    @Christmas Ape: yet you went with book to the face instead of football to the groin?
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    08/10/09

    @HockeyMountain: Hans Moleman is a bear about intellectual rights.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Books to the face vs. cookie sheets to the face. Discuss.
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    08/10/09

    @DennyCrane: Jason Bourne votes books.
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    08/10/09

    @Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Cookie sheet to the face produces a better sound, I'll admit. But the hurling ability of the book makes it so much easier.
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    08/10/09

    @DennyCrane: I go with books, because you're more likely to have a book with you than a cookie sheet.
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    08/10/09

    @TheStarterWife: What if you are a woman?
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    08/10/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: They let us have books now! Like Little Women, Pride & Prejudice, and The Bell Jar.
    And cook books
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    At the risk of raising the level of discourse, does the chapter include a solution to the problem?
    PSL don't seem to be going anywhere in the near future, particularly in light of the Double J's multi-billion exercise in penile compensation, and professional sports are still a business. Who pays for the stadiums? Do we go back to public funding? Do we even need new stadiums?
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    08/10/09

    @JimEverettsPhantomSack: I would say the need for new stadiums for one manufactured by the owners themselves for the sake of "staying competitive". Fans need to make it clear to owners that such a move is something they need to bankroll in full. Sadly, that's not an easy groundswell to create.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Where did you find such a highly-flammable Ravens hat for the [shudder] Terrible Towel-burning video? Speaking of which, can we start a tiki torch craze at Baltimore tailgates?
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    08/10/09

    @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I believe the inherent evil in Ravens gear makes it particularly susceptible to flame.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Is there a section devoted to badmouthing announcers?
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    08/10/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Not a full section, but it's mentioned a lot.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Also, is the issue of people buying jerseys with their own name on them addressed in the book?
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    08/10/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Indeed it is. With much severity.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    How thick is the book? Could you, say, fit it in between the goal line and the football that Santonio Holmes caught against the Ravens last year?
    Could you fit two copies of the book in that space?
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    08/10/09

    @Silky John-STON!: I will not be baited into a discussion of Steelers homer...
    HE WAS IN THE ENDZONE! THE NFL DEFENDED THE CALL! HATERHATERHATERHATER
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
    Will you get another cat with all your earning from this book?
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    08/10/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: And name it Cyclops?
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