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That Last Name Never Gets Easier To Spell

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Hustler of Culture
07/08/09

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They gave away Brian Daubach's jersey number?
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Sonar Jose
07/08/09

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That shirt needs some serious disemconsonanting.

Also, take heed Red Sox fan-haters - our mighty might is the only thing that keeps many of your stadiums looking like that picture above every day of the season.

/born in '70s, went to Fenway 1st time in early 80's, grew up wanting to be either Mike Greenwell or Bruce Hurst, so not a post-World Series Red Sox fan douschebag either. You're talking to an OD.
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ArkansasFred
07/08/09

our mighty might is the only thing that keeps many of your stadiums looking like that picture above every day of the season.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Shakey
07/08/09

@ArkansasFred: He must be talking about their otherworldly ability to hold back explosively foul smelling flatulence while at the ballpark.
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Sonar Jose
07/08/09

@Sonar Jose: You read that right ya bunch a' suckbags - our mighty might (as in great numbers, omnipresence, etc.) I've lived in and been to a lot of Major League cities in the last ten years and everywhere except Chicago and New York (I haven't been to a game in Philly, so I can't speak to that) the games are usually either: (a) more than half empty with plenty of cheap, day-of-game box seats available (and many of the crowd still Red Sox fans no matter who's playing), or (b) totally sold out by Red Sox fans when they're in town.

What you wanna go about it? Ahh?

/picking unnecessary fights for no reason at the slightest provocation, like a true RSOD.
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Bobby Big Wheel
07/08/09

@Sonar Jose: You're stealing Supermike's schtick.
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Shakey
07/08/09

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He's just following through on the sponsorship Shawn Kemp wishes he had.

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KOGOD
07/08/09

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If things don't work out with Boston the Natinals are eager to get this guy in uniform.
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Gourmet Spud
07/08/09

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An understandably touchy subject for A.J. Delorean.
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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
07/08/09

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I can't wait to see the "Graciaparanada" jersey they give Nomar at Old Timer's day 2020.
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Bobby Big Wheel
07/08/09

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90% of current Red Sox fans see nothing wrong with that jersey.
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