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    NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008

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    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    I heard Peyton Manning and Kenny Chesney made a scene at the ballet the other weekend...
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    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    No horseplay around Larry Fitzgerald


    Which means Brenda Warner will be watching the game from home.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    The floats and bands for the Chik-Fil-A Bowl parade are gathering in the streets outside my building. Partade starts at Noon and goes down Paechtree Street.
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    12/31/08

    @UkraineNotWeak: Where on Peachtree are you? I had an internship at Peachtree Center all summer.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/31/08

    @Torgo's Executive Powder:
    On West Peachtree nect to the Civic Center MARTA station.
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    12/31/08

    @UkraineNotWeak: there's a Chick-Fil-a-Bowl parade? Good God...
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    12/31/08

    @Skating Tomato: I hear this year's theme is "A Tribute to Cows"
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    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    I'd never hit my mother's child, but I'd shake the shit out of him.
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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    12/31/08

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You mean your child's mother...your mother's child would be...you? correct?
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    12/31/08

    @Back to Azian Zero: Maybe you should read the story.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    Coincidentally, we've swtiched to the Good Bad & Ugly from CNBC at work, and whats the first scene? Where Leif Van Cleef is smacking ths hit out of the girl. Glorious.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/31/08

    @Back to Azian Zero: So you did land that job on Tina Turner's U.S. Tour. Congratulations!
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    12/31/08

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    You can buy a whole bunch of Mum's.
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    12/31/08

    @Logobot: +1 pack of nicorette
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    We suggest you find a nice, modestly price bottle of champagne and then bash yourself over the head with it to drive out the bad thoughts.


    Or drink the whole thing and bash someone else over the head with it, also known as the "Irish Hello".

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    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    Michael's father, Ike, taught him well...
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    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    As a peace offering, both Turner and Fitzgerald should give their baby mamas Mary J. Blige's entire catalog.
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    12/31/08

    @Weed Against Speed: or they should just Runaway, Love.
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    Image of Corncob Corncob
    12/31/08

    In reply to NFL Baby Mama Drama To Close Out 2008
    His "mother's child"? So....his brother?


    Or i'm guess you meant mother of his child, or child's mother.

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    12/31/08

    @Corncob: yeah, I was getting a little dizzy figuring that out. His mother's child could also be himself. We have to stop this black wide receiver on black wide receiver violence.
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