• Reads the caption: "Michelle Kwan was named one of People Magazine's '50 Most Beautiful People' in 2000." And here's her nipple. Or, as I like to call it, Kwannipple.
I guess that kinda rhymes. I dunno. Anyway, as you probably know by now, Michelle Kwan has officially pulled out of the Olympics. And perhaps more surprisingly, people care. Hell, I care. It's figure skating, and I care. Either the Winter Olympics are truly magical, or I've got some feelings and curiosities deep…
I'm not a figure skating expert - when I think about 'Kwan' in sports, I think Rod Tidwell - but I can't help but feel that the situation that Michelle Kwan finds herself in is a little bit unfortunate.
We're not going to get in the habit of talking about figure skating around these parts, but we will confess, we taken much interest and, yes, enjoyment, in the plight of Professional Face Of Figure Skating Michelle Kwan.