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    When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death

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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    10/13/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    First of all, it's LINEBACKER INN that's located under the place the Charlie WEIS billboard used to be. And yes, ND co-eds are no great shakes. Other than that, great story, brah.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    So this is basically just a big game of who is the most unlikeable person on the board right?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    What sporting event were you at? ____
    What time did you start drinking? ___
    Nickname of the drunkest person there? ____
    How many times did he/she vomit? _____
    What body parts were injured? ______
    Police ? Yes/No
    Paramedics? Yes/No

    Click HERE for the Failgate story generator.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    The entire last paragraph of #3 is obviously entirely fake, thanks for ruining my afternoon by not editing that out because I'm going to be trying to figure out how the fuck this person expected anyone to believe that his friend got orthropedic surgery in the span of what sounds to be 2 hours and was up and standing outside the stadium immediately afterwards. THANKS A LOT.
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    Image of Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky
    10/12/09

    @allyzay: Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    I consider going #2 in a port-o-john a major violation of the human code

    I was going to argue this point, but then I realized that you must be a woman, and don't go #2 anyway.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    I love this series, it reminds me of a lot of things I don't actually remember.
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    Image of mfdoom mfdoom
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    "coeds out of our league"

    in south bend? really? are you the elephant man?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    I bet the guy leaning on the van was irate. When you pay a tranny hooker $5 for a BJ you expect them to close up the shop when they are done.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    I'm beginning to think that the stories that involve an 1130 kickoff, no drinking, and an efficient win might be the true failgate stories.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    Picture Mel Gibson in "Braveheart" during the battle scenes with all the war paint on.

    Wait, is it strange that I'm usually picturing this anyway?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    The most authentic way to do a rendition of Benny and the Jets is to do it while you have balls hitting you in the face.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/12/09

    @sir_pantsalot: +1, honky cat.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    Wait a sec ... that's my van!
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    I'm no William Faulkner, but if you're submitting one of these stories, please read it again before you press send. If these stories were about unicorns instead of binge drinking, I would think they were written by 10-year old girls.

    Here's a tip: wait until you sober up to type your tale.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/12/09

    @DirkToberFest: This one is a combination reply to your comment/SOFTBALL failure without the softball. I thought these were all perfectly cromulent stories.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    @Silent Q: I hate you.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    I liked the one where the guy got drunk and hurt himself.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    In reply to When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
    Around 2001 in my early twenties

    So was it 2000? Maybe 2002?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/12/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: 2000.624
     Reply
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