I tried to explain this to my five-year-old nephew, when I forced him to watch an unauthorized cartoon of Wile E. Coyote just absolutely tearing the roadrunner to pieces.
One of the better kept secrets around the ESPN campus is how Merril Hoge likes to break out the "Do you know who I am?" routine.
Unfortunately, it's usually followed by "Do you know where I am?" "Where's that nice nurse, Wanda?" "Is today tapioca pudding day?" #michiganwolverines
Karen Sypher stopped Pitino and told him he'd need protection. He forcibly grabbed her buttocks and said "Honey, I'm the head basketball coach, I can go in." #michiganwolverines
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Because they can make plans for October / November early in the year.
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My shrink said it's because my mom's boyfriend put cigarettes out on my scrotum. #fans
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He's a cutter now. #fans
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Unfortunately, it's usually followed by "Do you know where I am?" "Where's that nice nurse, Wanda?" "Is today tapioca pudding day?" #michiganwolverines
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