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Mick McCarthy's Secret To Successfully Managing A Soccer Team:…

Wolverhampton manager Mick McCarthy has finally revealed the secret to his immense success. Every morning, McCarthy greets his players by firmly pressing his palm meat against their palm meat, curling his fingers around their fingers and ecstatically pumping his hand inside theirs. Over and over. Until the whole team… » 7/13/11 2:35pm 7/13/11 2:35pm