Hopefully, someone from the White Sox broadcast team will search out and locate some Pants Party attendees on Saturday. There's no way something could go wrong with that.
This may not be the proper time or place, but having woken up way earlier than I should have with a crippling hangover, and perusing last night's DUAN out of boredom, I love you all. Especially Business Socks, George Brett's Butler, Mr. Red Devil, and Shakey. Fantastic work all around, really.
Somewhere Jay Marrioti is jerking off to this photo and crying into his oatmeal.
@ClintonPortishead: I just did the same thing, and while I'm quite possibly still drunk, and not even hungover yet, it's touching that Shakey, Craig Eschericks, Fabregas, et al have learned to embrace my penchant for for extremely late-night drunken rambling. I feel like I let down the team. Let me make a bloody mary real quick and I'll be in top form in no time!
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Somewhere Jay Marrioti is jerking off to this photo and crying into his oatmeal.
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